• Ep 12: celebrity cameo prices, locktober explained & why men get beer soap
    Nov 4 2025

    this week i’m feeling good about the dream of being just famous enough to have a cameo account — so naturally, i had to look up what celebs are charging. some of the prices are wild (in both directions), and i share which ones i’d actually pay for and what i’d charge if i ever got the invite. 💸


    then i dive into locktober — a cultural moment i somehow just discovered — and talk about why i’m endlessly fascinated by the wild details of other people’s love lives. it’s basically my favorite hobby.


    but i don’t feel good about “manvertising” — when brands take perfectly normal products and make them aggressively masculine (looking at you, beer soap). also, my apple watch needs to calm down with the stand reminders.


    PLUS, a new listener segment called “the goods,” where i weigh in on your submissions. this week: slutty halloween costumes, celebrity crushes, and drinking even though it never ends well.


    💜 new episodes every week!

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    41 mins
  • Ep: 11 pooping scenes in kdramas & why i’ll never be the mysterious hot girl
    Oct 28 2025

    this week i’m feeling good (mostly). i talk about how every kdrama, without fail, includes at least one scene where someone almost poops their pants — and honestly, that’s peak television. i also share my incredibly useless but oddly impressive talent: being able to tell when a sitcom actor is sick.


    things i don’t feel good about? voltage (still don’t get it) and being sick myself this week. and i’m still trying to accept that i’ll never be the mysterious hot girl who reveals nothing — because, well, i have a podcast where i overshare everything.

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    25 mins
  • Ep 10: My First Guest! Kdramas, Chiropractors & The Rainbow Fish Rewrite
    Oct 21 2025

    This week, I have my first ever guest — our very own podcast producer, Becca! She came prepared with all the topics and absolutely delivered.


    We talk about marathon nerves, rewriting The Rainbow Fish (justice for the shiny scales), and why movie and TV reboots might be ruining originality. Becca also shares her love for Kdramas — especially Bon Appetit, Your Majesty — and her complicated feelings about chiropractors. Are they miracle workers or horror stories?


    New episodes every week. 💜

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Ep 9: my perfect dog, redefining success & doing asmr wrong
    Oct 14 2025

    This week I’m feeling emotional (but in a cute way) because my dog is literally perfect and will love forever—and yes, he makes an appearance. After a rough week, I realized my biggest achievements aren’t numbers or titles; they’re the friendships and relationships I’ve put so much love into.


    I also talk about being totally unprepared for how casually rude people can be in the comment section, why living in the woods is actually terrifying after watching the Ed Gein story on Monster and Wayward, and how I think I’m doing ASMR wrong because it keeps me awake instead of helping me sleep.


    New episodes every week.

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    38 mins
  • Ep 8: Pumpkin Spice, Expired Skincare & My Karen Dream (Send Help)
    Oct 7 2025

    this week i just want to enjoy pumpkin spice in peace 😩 i also talk about being a “slutty laugh” (aka i’ll laugh at literally anything) and how weird it is when people brag about being a “tough laugh.” like… congratulations?


    plus, i share the nightmare where i became a full-blown karen (horrifying), confess to using expired skincare products to save money (also horrifying), and question my love for period pieces because no one back then was brushing their teeth or showering enough for all that sex.

    💜 new episodes every week!


    #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #PumpkinSpice #SkincareFail #KarenDream #Storytime #PeriodPieces #FallVibes

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    33 mins
  • Ep 7: british bake off obsessions, fake culinary dreams + my metric system meltdown
    Sep 30 2025
    this week i spiral (again) after watching way too much great british bake off. i break down why i’d actually be the perfect culinary show host, gush about all the different british accents, and terrify everyone around me by overreacting to things that absolutely do not matter. i also dive into the eternal struggle of americans vs the metric system (seriously, what is a kilo?) and end with a very earnest plea to help me hit 500 subscribers.

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    31 mins
  • Ep 6: career shift to phone sex operator?? + exposing my bad forensic files instincts
    Sep 23 2025

    This week I get real about:


    📞 thinking about a career shift to phone sex operator

    🙌 ending the shame of trying in public

    🍗 Instagram’s “type CHICKEN for the recipe” ritual

    🧠 holding myself accountable despite ADHD

    🔍 my unsettling thoughts while watching Forensic Files

    Jokes, oversharing, and a few honest moments mixed in.


    ✨ New episodes every week!

    👉 Subscribe for comedy, questionable thoughts, and occasional real talk.

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    28 mins
  • Ep 5: Lindsay Lohan, K-Drama Trauma, Jury Duty Chaos + Netflix Docs
    Sep 16 2025

    In episode 5, I share my love for Lindsay Lohan and her comeback, break down all the trauma Jan Di faces in the K-drama Boys Over Flowers, and talk about the chaos of serving on jury duty. I also dive into Netflix’s new documentary Unknown Caller and give my hot take on why I can’t watch cooking shows without good food.

    If you’re into pop culture podcasts, celebrity commentary, K-dramas, Netflix documentaries, or funny storytime podcasts, this episode is for you. From celebrity nostalgia to K-drama deep dives, there’s something for every fan of pop culture chaos.

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    52 mins