It’s Christmas Day and you’re spending it with your Internet Boyfriends.

Denis and Mark T. Cox are wrapped up warm, talking all things festive and familiar:

• Mark’s childhood church organist era: choir politics, Oh Holy Night showdowns, live animal cribs & midnight mass timing panic
• Denis’ burnt-turkey Christmases: his mam’s car mishaps, unexpected dinner guests, and the world’s most uncomfortable holiday meal
• Santy snacks (Guinness, obviously), Roses vs Quality Street, After Eight etiquette and the great “barrels are strawberry” lie
• Board game battles, neighbour traditions, the “hamper economy” of the 90s, and why Christmas morning as a kid was pure magic

Pop us in your ears while you’re hiding from the family, going for a walk, or pretending to “help” in the kitchen.

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This week, Mark and Denis talk about a glamorous vicar who’s apparently filling pews wherever she goes. Botox is discussed. Bubbles are blown. Parishioners are distracted.

Mark revisits his former life as a church organist, explaining why it’s basically jazz improvisation with wing mirrors, unpredictable priests, and choirs who might pass out if you speed things up. Denis goes undercover and attends a Protestant christening and reports back on hymns, crowd participation, and why Catholics absolutely refuse to sing together.

We also get into:

• hybrid rock stars
• the queer obsession with bouldering, roller derby, and niche sports
• Mark’s Margate gig, feral queer towns, and sober decision-making
• a gang of twinks and an Airbnb hot tub
• the 1,000 pound dog
• lost teeth, emergency dentists, and why Mark’s shows cost his friends a fortune
• mince pies reviewed live (stars deducted), After Eights slander, and festive fatigue

Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men trying to make sensible choices while surrounded by glitter, hymns, and hot tubs.

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This week, Denis and Mark are joined by comedian and superstar-at-sea Joe Sutherland - fresh off a 12-day Atlantis cruise in Southeast Asia.

We’re talking:

• Jobs on the dancefloor and “vanilla” gay cruises compared to hardcore swingers ships
• Mattress-filled venues in international waters (“open water, baby… no rules!”)
• Men in harnesses and kilts giving Patti LuPone a standing ovation
• Denis’ Irish family chaos, castle vs “cass-ul” accents & being ignored at the dinner table
• Mark’s red nose saga and his Specsavers meltdown
• 90s interiors, Mary Sponge, green velvet chairs and bead curtains that trap your roast dinner

Plus: Irish mammy guilt about Christmas, small English children with Irish parents, and whether success really counts if you haven’t been on The Late Late Show.

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This week, Denis and Mark kick things off with a very serious investigation into the gutters (yes, those ones), the anatomy of thirst traps, and why Mark is suddenly wearing a very small Manchester United jersey.

Then it’s on to festive drama: Denis’ roommate brings home a real Christmas tree that looks like “two feet tall and four feet wide,” sparking a full discussion on fat trees, skinny spikes, counter-top decorating and the long-running Christmas tree wars in Ennis.

Elsewhere, Mark battles through a rainy Monday tour with one loudly problematic tourist who insists on calling him British, while his silent wife and mortified daughter form a Greek chorus of despair. Denis argues for a legally sanctioned “one day a year” where you’re allowed to tell someone to feck off without consequences.

And then:

Denis accidentally gets himself into a gay flirtation on the street

a woman in front responds by turning it into a competitive runway

the world’s most stressful restaurant bathroom key system

the moment Mark explains the subtle technique known as “reversing into someone” in a gay bar

Weekly queer/straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men trying to understand flirting, football jerseys and festive decor all at once.

Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are backing in gently.

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This week, Mark and Denis reveal their biggest news yet - Your Internet Boyfriends are hosting a full live show at the Pleasance Theatre in London on March 5th, 2026. Live podcast, cabaret bits, songs, dancing, kissing, and a very secret special guest.

We also catch up on:

• Mark’s “peekaboo T-shirt” styling hack
• 2,000 fairy lights turning Denis’ flat into a migraine
• winter eating, waffles, eggs, beans and the “winter tonne”
• Mark’s dramatic birthday routine (rain walk, emo playlist, existential crisis)
• nostalgic Shaggy deep-dives and singing wildly inappropriate lyrics as youngins
• Korn, Mr. Boombastic, and the boyband eras we’d all rather forget
• the micro-dramas of Irish news: runaway dogs, sleepy women, and national bus updates
• Ennis being “torn asunder” by pedestrianisation wars
• Cork paving over its park with seven million euro of concrete

Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and the warm comfort of two men overthinking everything.

Hit Follow - Your Internet Boyfriends are braced for winter and buzzing for the live show.

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Denis and Mark are celebrating the return of the iconic Juno Birch to the podcast, catching up on her latest adventures and the wild world of monkeys stealing phones.

This week, Denis tries to explain Ireland’s sudden football glory to Mark including Troy Parrott’s hat-trick and a parrot in Dublin Zoo who’s now somehow part of the story. We also unpack whether “boyfriend” is officially lame, when someone becomes a “partner,” and why office small talk has turned into a full-time sexuality guessing game.

Meanwhile, George the cat is testing everyone’s patience with attempted mouth-licking and the constant risk of escape. Denis shares the terror of misgendering pets (“owners get very offended”) and Mark reveals his cat-sitting technique that basically involves slithering through a doorway like a break-in.

We also cover:

• Wish the Lindsay Lohan box office smash
• misjudging in the office
• subtle (and not subtle) ways to “fish” for information
• pet gender etiquette and why dogs are apparently all male
• George’s lonely boy era and his fish-on-a-string routine
• the stress of cat-sitting in a busy London neighbourhood
• Denis blushing
• Saturday-morning-TV crew giggles
• cinema dates, £30 tickets, and bougie popcorn
• Everyman cinema beds, pizzas and £7 sweets
• George Clooney ruining movie intros with his broken Nespresso ad

Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are here again.

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Denis and Mark are joined by their very first guest and Internet Girlfriend — the iconic Juno Birch, the pastel-alien queen known for her surreal drag, chaotic Sims playthroughs, and lovingly unhinged YouTube universe.

What starts as a chat about DragCon suddenly becomes a full tour of throwing dolls off balconies, Dublin boxing arenas, Sims addiction, bizarre fan gifts, and Cyril the toothless ginger cat with sunburnt ears. Plus a deep dive into cabaret, confidence, American vs UK audiences, and the dream of living in a pink desert bungalow.

This episode includes:

• DragCon, booth-bitching and sticker sales
• Doll decapitations in San Francisco
• Dina Martina, artistic ba*****ds and cabaret inspiration
• How Irish crowds shout back (and why that’s good)
• Sims unaliving, cages, neighbours and 8-hour streams
• Gifted computers from bee farmers and cursed fan art
• Cyril’s fangs, sun cream disaster and nightly neck-sleeping

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This week’s catch-up delivers:

• Denis accidentally witnessing a full arse on Bond Street,
• Mark seeing two (planned) arses,
• flirtation with two trendy Berlin lads,
• and the shocking moment a £17 brunch served them two sad fingernail-sized nuggets of “buttermilk chicken.”

We also get into kombucha that tastes like the hot press, sink swamps, knives-as-snacks, Christmas décor trauma, Toymaster flashbacks, and Denis forgetting to compliment the cycling blouse that sent Instagram feral.

Elsewhere, the lads chat about Lily Allen’s new album — her first in years — and the scandal that’s come with its brutally honest lyrics. There’s also talk of Paddington: The Musical, the stage adaptation nobody saw coming but somehow everyone’s talking about.

A very normal week in queer London life — with more arses than necessary.

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