Fivel Fox and JohnPaul discuss their dream Addams Family movies if they got to choose the director, style, cast, etc. They also ask if John Waters is a family director, chat about CLIFFORD love, a Wrestling Fester, gay Addams Family, and try to figure the name of our fans.

Newlyweds Hubert and Amanda (Cynthia Pepper) Peterson move into their new home. But when they find themselves right next door to the frightening Addams estate, they straightaway want out of their one-year lease. Unfortunately for them, the owner is none other than Gomez Addams. Morticia and Gomez invite the Peterson's over to play bridge. It's not long before they are scared away. Hubert makes up a story that they can't stay in the house because his company is sending him to Hong Kong. Gomez solves their problem by buying the company. They must now grin and bear it for as long as it takes to be released (if ever).

Fivel Fox & JohnPaul also discuss cloud storage, board games, tokusatsu, the importance of Free Play, family time, Pop culture recipe books, theories on how Thing gets around, and the sexy Bridge first, bullfrog later club!

When Morticia’s childhood friend Lionel Barker (Del Moore) visits, Gomez views him as an old beau and current rival. Lionel is really there because he knows they have a lot of money. He intends to sell them some phony oil stock. Fearing Lionel and Morticia might run off together, Gomez hires an awkward, man-crazy maid named Mildred (Pattie Chapman) to pull Lionel from Morticia. When Morticia catches Gomez giving Mildred love lessons, she thinks her marriage is on the rocks. Lionel finds out that Mildred is into stocks. Gomez and Morticia come to realize that neither are in love with someone else. Lionel and Mildred get married.

FivelFox & JohnPaul also discuss Catdog, Women's lib, Dutch Oven Knights, Hollywood Square, and Dark Leave It To Beaver. And of course, Addams!

Please note this episode of TV and our podcast discuss topics of suicidal intent, unfaithfulness, guns in the house, and hanging.