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You Can't Scare Me!

You Can't Scare Me!

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Listen closely... Do you hear that? OH MY GOD! It's Mario, Bob, Brandon and (sometimes) Rachel venturing through all 62 of the original Goosebumps books by "Jovial Bob" R.L. Stine! Join them for magic hares, "Who's there?"s and jump scares in this super chill episodic podcast that they'll be sued for if they're not careful! Did I mention they also compare the books with their TV show counterparts? No? Well I just did!

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Episodes
  • Monster Blood II

    Monster Blood II
    Aug 9 2025

    Cuddles, no! On this episode of YCSM, Mario gives expert testimony, Bob deploys Fart_with_Reverb.mp3, and Brandon rewrites Goosebumps in iambic pentameter!

    (00:00) RIP George Lowe

    (01:26) Introduction

    (04:05) Mario's History Lesson

    (19:16) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon

    (46:21) Brandon's Chapter Summary

    (1:15:11) Mario's Chapter Summary

    (1:44:18) Bob's Chapter Summary

    (1:56:05) Overall Review

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    Video version of this podcast: https://youtu.be/YaDLhQMtZp4
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    2 hrs and 6 mins
  • Why I'm Afraid of Bees

    Why I'm Afraid of Bees
    Jun 16 2025

    R.L. Stine gaslights children! On this episode of YCSM, Bob finds a cursed audiobook, Mario discovers bugs at work, and Brandon spends half the podcast adding reverb to clips of Nicolas Cage screaming!

    (00:00) Introduction

    (05:35) Mario's History Lesson

    (22:24) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon

    (46:54) Legal Problems ft. Josh Moniz

    (52:39) Mario's Chapter Summary

    (1:24:14) Bob's Chapter Summary

    (1:53:17) Brandon's Chapter Summary

    (2:31:38) Overall Review

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    Video version of this podcast: https://youtu.be/TqV0JZwyH5Q
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    2 hrs and 51 mins
  • One Day at HorrorLand

    One Day at HorrorLand
    Dec 31 2024

    It's a Hoops Party! On today's YCSM, Mario discovers the magic of the Game Dot Com, Brandon learns how to use an umbrella from the Backstreet Boys, and Garfield slides into Bob's DMs!

    (00:00) Introduction

    (04:15) Mario's History Lesson

    (29:57) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon

    (57:26) Bob's Chapter Summary

    (1:17:28) Brandon's Chapter Summary

    (1:35:08) Mario's Chapter Summary

    (2:01:42) TV Episode Discussion

    (3:13:44) Overall Review

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    Video version of this podcast: https://youtu.be/z3JpPK1xfRA
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    3 hrs and 24 mins
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