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You Can't Scare Me!

You Can't Scare Me!

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Listen closely... Do you hear that? OH MY GOD! It's Mario, Bob, Brandon and (sometimes) Rachel venturing through all 62 of the original Goosebumps books by "Jovial Bob" R.L. Stine! Join them for magic hares, "Who's there?"s and jump scares in this super chill episodic podcast that they'll be sued for if they're not careful! Did I mention they also compare the books with their TV show counterparts? No? Well I just did!

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Episodes
  • More & More & More Tales to Give You Goosebumps

    More & More & More Tales to Give You Goosebumps
    Dec 25 2025

    Merry Christmas! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon goes caroling, Mario loves his dog, and Bob gives the gift of editing! Merry Christmas!

    (00:00) Introduction

    (12:28) Judging a Book by Its Cover

    (23:53) Mario’s Chapter Summary

    (1:06:12) Bob’s Chapter Summary

    (1:33:50) Brandon’s Chapter Summary

    (2:28:31) Overall Review

    (2:33:26) Bad Two Sentence Horror

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    2 hrs and 40 mins
  • Go Eat Worms!

    Go Eat Worms!
    Dec 5 2025

    I’m don’t love it! On this episode of YCSM, Mario calls RFK Jr an idiot to his face (not a joke), Bob learns every way to pronounce “papier-mâché”, and Brandon struggles to pronounce “Jacobus” correctly!

    (00:00) Introduction

    (03:17) Mario's History Lesson

    (35:52) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon

    (56:43) Mario’s Chapter Summary

    (1:31:59) Bob’s Chapter Summary

    (1:53:52) Brandon’s Chapter Summary

    (2:16:03) TV Episode Discussion

    (2:30:24) Overall Review

    (2:36:22) Goodreads Reads

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    2 hrs and 41 mins
  • The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight

    The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight
    Oct 31 2025

    It’s a Stine Crime! On this episode of YCSM, Bob uses examples for credit, Brandon becomes a witch and curses himself with extra warts, and Mario’s Grandma won’t let him jack it!

    (00:00) Introduction

    (05:23) Mario's History Lesson

    (22:21) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon

    (52:42) Bob’s Chapter Summary

    (1:16:02) Brandon’s Chapter Summary

    (1:37:11) Mario’s Chapter Summary

    (1:58:37) TV Episode Discussion

    (2:16:52) Overall Review

    (2:27:24) Goodreads Reads

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    2 hrs and 33 mins
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