It's been so long, we even forgot how to start recording this episode 🥴 Anyways.. want to know what we've been up to on our lil hiatus? Welp, for one, April has been in "Meta Jail." Grant it, it was only for 30 days.. but we used that excuse to relax... for 3 months lol. We chat about how it happened and the lessons learned from being suspended by Zuck himself (probably), switching from Amazon Prime (F*ck Bezos!) to Costco, our 15hr Thanksgiving roadtrip to DC with the girls, Jules' undying love for Legos and starting our next chapter. But life has sure been life-ing and we wanted to share our important (but laughable) insights from Q4 of 2025.

BTW: we have a new IG account for the podcast since it was permanently deleted so make sure to follow the new one @yfypodcast

On this episode, we’re talking WEDDINGS. Eavesdrop on your wifeys, April & Jules, as they chat with their new bestie Vianka, the genius behind Love Loudly Events — aka the fairy godmother of queer-inclusive, custom weddings that make your Pinterest vision come to life ✨ We get her to spill all the behind-the-scenes tea on planning weddings that don’t suck the soul out of you, why first looks are important before the “I Do’s”, how to make your day actually yours, and what happens when politics try to crash the party (spoiler: love is still louder).

Listen in as we also discuss our PERFECT (to us) wedding and even reveal the ONE TIME Jules told April “No!”… Insane, right?!

Anyways, if you’re planning a wedding, been to a wedding, or just love messy behind-the-scenes tea, this one’s for you. 🥂

We've been asked enough... so let's REALLY talk about sex. Our Sex. Eavesdrop on our wildly unfiltered banter (shout out #LoveIslandUK) on our personal sex life (41yr old April & 28yr old Jules). Consider this the spicy sequel to Episode 3, where we screamed from the rooftops: DO. NOT. F*CKING. FAKE. IT.

Listen in as we learn new things about each other, discuss pillow princesses and why participation trophies don’t belong in the bedroom. We reveal the actual key to mind-blowing sex 🚨Spoiler Alert🚨 It’s being honest and be so f*cking for real about what you like and don’t like. Period.

Also, take a shot every time April mentions pH balance — she was a heterosexual woman for 39 years and has the trauma to prove it. 😂

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