Ali Khan (Cheap Eats, Spring Baking Championship) and Neil Padover kick off the episode with a brutally honest convo about colonoscopy prep because midlife comes at you fast. Then it’s a new round of Parent Haters Club, featuring viral clips from Chappell Roan and Seth Rogen, who both openly question why anyone would want to be a parent. Ali discusses his gastroenterologist's line of sausages and making french fries with his teen son for nine hours this past weekend. Later, the guys tackle two listener dilemmas: one from a dad who just got blocked by his teenage daughter on Instagram (but still saw what she posted), and another from a stepdad getting roasted nonstop by his teen stepsons.

Ali Khan (Cheap Eats, Spring Baking Championship) and Neil Padover tackle the chaos, comedy, and curveballs of modern fatherhood. From terrifying school nurse calls to surviving hyper-competitive youth sports culture. Ali opens up about gout, broken bones, and why some dads should never coach. Plus: a deep dive into China’s “Drop the Dad, Keep the Baby” trend and what to do when grandma won't stop popping in.

Ali Khan (Cheap Eats, Spring Baking Championship) and Neil Padover explore the anxities truths of fatherhood as the guys swap delivery room war stories. Neil reads a surprisingly moving piece about being a hockey dad that makes him emotional despite hating sports. Later, Ali reflects on bonding with his 13-year-old over Austin Powers. Plus: a rapid fire round of “Dad Joke vs. Bad Joke.”