You're in the right place if you want to hear about a naked zombie with a big hog, play some 25 Words Or Less, and WIN THE POWERBALL LOTTERY.

BeeMan and Corneezy take you on an adventure in a new episode of the WRP! Join us on Tuesday 2/24 at NOON PST and watch REVENGE OF THE NERDS LIVE ON PATREON! (pay what you wish)

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00:00 - Intro & Sarcasm Bit

02:34 - 25 Words or Less Game Setup

07:27 - No Life in Your Jizz Song

11:52 - Vasectomy Discussion

13:16 - Doctor Checkup Stories

16:16 - Phantom Penis Lawsuit

16:39 - 28 Days Later Zombie Discussion

18:47 - Proportionate Penis Talk

21:50 - Short Kings & Bagel Shop Guy

22:20 - Going Bald Discussion

Strap yourself in for another wild rollercoaster ride that is the WRP. C & B talk about the sexy old lady Meredith Viera and play 25 Words Or Less with each other and with a guy we call. We call people to tell them that Meredith Viera doesn't wear underwear, we get the winning Powerball numbers, and much more- you gotta listen for yourselves! Subscribe to the YouTube channel and get alerts to catch BW livestreaming!

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0:00 Intro & Epstein Files Discussion

5:47 Hand Washing Debate

8:55 High/Low Game & Phone Calls Begin

12:51 Powerball Number Collection

18:27 Meredith Vieira Underwear Discussion

27:35 25 Words or Less Game

Bert Kreischer and Joe Rogan talk about one of Bee Man's crank calls, then we play it for you. Then we call around and find out there is active discrimination against fat guys when it comes to riding horses. We make more Phone Phriends and get the winning Powerball numbers as well. Buckle up and enjoy the ride!

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0:00 - Intro & Show Start

0:42 - Joe Rogan Shoutout Discussion

3:45 - Playing the Rogan Clip

6:20 - Prank Call: Phone Sex Line

20:45 - More Podcast Shoutouts

22:30 - Calling Horse Stables

28:15 - Calling Clothing Stores

32:40 - Knitting Store Calls

40:25 - Powerball Number Collection Begins

Multi- billionaire John M (Text Café, HomeFine, GhosteFine, etc) returns to tell us about his new banking system that uses drones and real clouds. We try to get some clients for him and we also get the winning Powerball numbers and much more, on this episode of the WORLD RECORD PODCAST! More livestreams to come.

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0:00 - Show intro / Deal Dash ad parody

1:00 - Real doll discussion / Deal Dash continued

5:00 - Samsung hold music interruption / Real doll debate

8:00 - John M introduction / Sky Find Financial pitch begins

10:00 - Sky banking concept explained / Drone-based banking

15:00 - News clip about Sky Find Financial / Drone malfunctions

20:00 - Banking logistics discussion / DNA verification system

25:00 - Sky Pet Cemetery concept / Bird story

30:00 - Calling financial institutions / Pitching Sky Fine

35:00 - Shark Tank attempts / Multiple call attempts

Your favorite prisoner, Jared from Subway has transitioned and is now Jarella Fogella, but that's not the big news. The big news is SHE"S PREGNANT. Corneezy & Bee Dubbz talk to Jarella about being pregmant in prison and eventually can't take anymore of his crap so we hang up on him. We get the winning Powerball numbers for this week, and make some friends. It's a great time as usual. Thank you to everyone who watched Dreamscape with us as well! More livestreams to come. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch, watch videos and more! https://worldrecordpodcast.com 0:00 - Intro & Sponsor Jokes 1:30 - Patreon Movie Watch Announcement 3:15 - Off the Records Podcast Promo 5:45 - Jared Fogel/Jella Fagel Interview Begins 28:30 - Maternity Store Calls 35:15 - Subway Protein Pocket Calls 38:45 - Jared Interview Ends 40:00 - Time Discussion (2016 vs 2026) 42:30 - Long Wiener Rap

Get into another World Record episode with Bee Man and Corneezy where we harmonize, sing, Bee Man writes another great movie about a foot freak who makes wet hoagies, we get the winning Powerball numbers for you to play this week. Join us to watch a movie LIVE on Patreon on FRIDAY January 23rd at 3pm PST! Join the Patreon (pay what you wish) to be part of the livestream👇 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch, watch videos and more! https://worldrecordpodcast.com 0:00 - Harmonizing World Record 1:48 - Wet Hoagie Rap 6:51 - Baby Without Birthday 9:02 - Red Lobster Prank Call 13:20 - Club Foot Movie Pitch 15:06 - Karate Sensei Call 20:06 - Tickled Feet Philosophy 42:00 - Gettin Powerballed

WELCOME TO THE BEST PODCAST so far in 2026. Corneezy & Beezy create some new insults, we call around to get the winning Powerball numbers, we call Cornell's girlfriend and insult her, Bee Man writes a whole movie about a woman and a fish who fall in love, we beat box, and much more! Enjoy this episode before it's too late! JOIN US AT patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast FOR FULL EPISODES, LIVESTREAMS AND BONUS CONTENT or BUY SOME MERCH & GET INFORMED AT worldrecordpodcast.com 00:00 Intro & Beatboxing 03:02 Break Dancing Discussion 04:00 Dance Studio Voicemail Prank 17:53 Calling Girlfriend - Turkey Tits 19:26 Gorilla Tits Story 23:46 Controversial Jokes 27:24 Fish Movie Pitch 29:35 Comic Book Store Calls 28:31 Fish Character Voice Demo 38:00 Detailed Fish Movie Plot

Happy New Year! What better way to start off 2026 than a look back at some of the highlights from 2025 featuring Nick Vatterott, Chris Fairbanks, Mikey Kampmann, Stephán, Nick Rutherford, Actor John Merriman, Corneezy, Fart Simpson, Allen Strickland Williams, Hellman, Henry Phillips, Patrick Keane, Lenny Lovetruck, Ted Radcliff, Brendon's Therapist, Kent Weinbach, Krazy Klown & Wakky Wizzard, Baseball Brendon & Baseball Cornell, Gilly The Clown, and Scary Monster! JOIN US AT patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast FOR FULL EPISODES, LIVESTREAMS AND BONUS CONTENT or BUY SOME MERCH & GET INFORMED AT worldrecordpodcast.com 00:00 - Intro & World Record 00:16 - Gerbil & Vet Clinic Prank Call 01:21 - Anal Obstruction & Urban Legends 02:34 - Shoe Store Prank Call Begins 04:15 - Shoe Store Employee Stories & Hookups 07:10 - Shoe Store Policies & Relationships 10:00 - Powerball Number Game 13:05 - Deli Counter Prank Call 15:00 - Podcast Break & Ad Read 17:00 - High-Low Pizza Place Game 21:00 - Glory Hole Q&A & Yelp Reviews 25:00 - Adult Theater & Prostitute Discussion 28:00 - Bar Story: Bakersfield Encounter 30:00 - Improvised Love Songs 35:00 - Shark Tank & Device Invention 38:00 - Cell Phones & Brent's Story 42:00 - College, Frats, and Wardrobe 45:00 - Podcast Guest Scheduling Rant 48:00 - Michael Jackson Jokes & Impressions 50:00 - Patreon Plug & Outro