It's EXPERT LEVEL on this one as Henning & Jake take on the topic of HOTELS.

Henning requires a window that opens, Jake likes a little luxury but not too much. But NO SPOILERS...there is something SO odd about Henning's sleeping preferences that it would be a shame to mention it here, and you not get to enjoy Jake's absolute astonishment. We'd love to know what YOU think so comment below!

And it's a great podcast for fans of duvets.

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The longest ever episode of WWITM ...but mostly because of the length of the pause when Jake asks Henning if he has a Sky Box. Henning isn't sure. The topic is ADVERTISING so expect reminiscences on old adverts in both the UK and Germany and how Henning's voice over for the Brighton Christmas market wasn't German enough. Jake though did sound English enough in his advert voice overs.

We will be advertising this episode with video clips on our social media sites. Henning does a Geordie accent.

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The boys put on HATS and talk about them for a while, before digressions into trying to buy Middlesborough Football Fanzines without cash and a part of the tale of William Tell which makes the Swiss out to be a right rowdy lot.

On Social Media you will see the HATS in question. It's well worth seeking it out to see what Henning puts on his bonce.

Coming Soon....Hotels, Advertising and Complaints

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"We Are All Made of Stars" sang electronic musician and animal rights activist Moby, and Jake confirms it, although without much evidence, in this episode about ... ELECTRICITY.

Henning makes the point that electricity, while essential, is a bit of a double edged sword and the boys admit they don't really understand where it comes from, or even what it is.

But you didn't come here for a learning experience. At least we hope not.

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Next week it's HATS

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Expect fireworks as Henning and Jake have words over CYCLING, or better, cyclists "the most persecuted group in society" according to the German Comedy Ambassador. Jake wants to tax them, and the conversation deviates towards the state of British roads.

Despite his devils advocate stance Jake admits to owning lycra and a mountain bike so the boys part as friends. And he's half French so has to like CYCLING.

Coming soon...hot topics include HOTELS, HATS and ELECTRICITY

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The boys discuss EXPECTATIONS with opposing views. Jake was told by his careers advisor to give up acting, Henning had no expectations of becoming a stand-up comedian when he arrived in the UK some twenty years ago...it's all about EXPECTATIONS!

It's 2026 so "ENGLAND EXPECTS" !! Just sit back and don't do anything about it.

CYCLING next week

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THE GREAT GIVEAWAY!!

Henning and Jake have PRIZES to give to two lucky listeners who have helped our algorithms by leaving likes and reviews, because without such things we don't stand a chance. The boys read out reviews and pick the winners of the EASTENDERS Street Sign and the many many signed Henning Wehn DVDS including one that had a celebrity director/cameraman!

There are brief diversions into English Cricket fast Bowlers and the recording of Would I Lie To You, but otherwise it's the reviews. Please can we have some more?

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The boys dabble in the topic of SCENT this week. We finally find out the reason that Henning didn't play professional football at the highest level while Jake gets sentimental for the days of white dog mess on the streets.

There is also a story about a career low-point for the German Comedy Ambassador.

Back next week with another fascinating topic

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