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By: Roy H. Williams
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Thousands of people are starting their workweeks with smiles of invigoration as they log on to their computers to find their Monday Morning Memo just waiting to be devoured. Straight from the middle-of-the-night keystrokes of Roy H. Williams, the MMMemo is an insightful and provocative series of well-crafted thoughts about the life of business and the business of life.℗ & © 2006 Roy H. Williams Economics Leadership Management Management & Leadership Marketing Marketing & Sales
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  • Everyone Called Him “Ike”
    Oct 13 2025

    Dwight D. Eisenhower was born in Denison, Texas, in 1890. He was the President of the United States when I was born in Dallas, Texas, 68 years later.

    People called me “Little Roy.” People called him “Ike.”

    I worry that we have forgotten him.

    Ike Eisenhower graduated from the United States Military Academy in 1915 when he was 24 years old. His superiors noticed his organizational abilities, and appointed him commander of a tank training center during World War I.

    In 1933, he became aide to Army Chief of Staff General Douglas MacArthur, and in 1935 Ike went with him to the Philippines when MacArthur accepted the post of chief military adviser to that nation’s government.

    On June 25, 1942, Ike Eisenhower was chosen over 366 senior officers to lead the Armed Forces of the United States in World War II.

    After proving himself on the battlefields of North Africa and Italy in 1942 and 1943, Ike Eisenhower was appointed supreme commander of Operation Overlord – the Allied invasion of northwestern Europe.

    Ike was now commanding the Armed Forces of all 49 Allied nations – including Great Britain, the Soviet Union, and China – in the war against Hitler and his minions. He personally planned and supervised two of the most consequential military campaigns of World War II: Operation Torch in the North Africa campaign in 1942–1943 and the invasion of Normandy in 1944.

    Ike Eisenhower never talked like a tough guy, but only a fool would call him “weak” or “woke.”

    This past July, Robert Reich – an eloquent and intelligent spokesperson on the left – quoted a passage from an anti-war speech that Ike Eisenhower made at the beginning of his presidency in 1953. Reich ended his quote just prior to Ike’s unsettling reference to the crucifixion of Christ.

    Eloquent and intelligent people on the right refused to believe that a celebrated warrior had ever made a speech that could be classified as “anti-war.”

    Curious, I decided to get to the bottom of it.

    Here is a link to the complete transcript and original recording of the speech that President Dwight D. Eisenhower made before the American Society of Newspaper Editors on April 16, 1953, from the Statler Hotel in Washington, D.C.

    This is the passage from that speech that got everyone worked up:

    “Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.

    This world in arms is not spending money alone.

    It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.

    The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities.

    It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population.

    It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals, it is some 50 miles of concrete pavement.

    We pay for a single fighter plane with a half million bushels of wheat.

    We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people.

    This is, I repeat, the best way of life to be found on the road the world has been taking.

    This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron.”

    The title of that speech was originally “Chance for Peace,” but due to the vivid mental image contained in the middle of the speech, it quickly became known as the “Cross of Iron” speech.

    Words have impact when they contain vivid mental images.

    I own guns, but I am not a hunter. Neither my family nor my friends have ever seen my guns. But in the unlikely event of a home invasion, I am adequately prepared to protect

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    9 mins
  • How Packaging Increases Sales
    Oct 6 2025

    Packaging is the art of presentation.

    Exciting packaging improves conversion.

    There are two important parts of packaging:

    WHAT IS IN THE PACKAGE?

    When package “A” and package “B” are the same price and contain the same basics, they are equal. But when package “B” contains something extra that people would love to have, the sale will always go to package “B”.

    Be the competitor that offers package “B”.

    The “something extra” that you include in your package has to be something that people actually care about. It doesn’t have to cost you a lot; people just have to want it. This is where most businesses screw up. They create a package by adding something extra that no one really cares about. Those packages always fail, so the business owner foolishly concludes that packaging doesn’t matter.

    It doesn’t take a lot of money to build an attractive package. But it does take a lot of time, energy, and creativity.

    And then it takes even more time and energy to source the “something extra” that will go into the package.

    SUMMARY: When your competitors sell the same things that you sell at similar prices, include a highly desirable “something extra” in your package.

    HOW IS THE PACKAGE PRESENTED?

    Two major movie theaters in Austin are showing the movie, “Gabby’s Dollhouse.” Both theaters have extensive menus and good food. Pivot your dining table out of the way. Sit down in your cozy recliner. Swing the table back across your lap. Order delicious things. Your smiling server will deliver whatever you want and keep doing so throughout the movie.

    When young children go to the movies, adults go with them. This is why both theaters offer an extensive selection of beer, wine, and cocktails.

    But only one of the theaters is offering a package that includes a map, some stickers, a plastic cup, and some plastic ears like the ones worn by Gabby, the main character in the movie. Every child will receive the movie memorabilia. Adults will not.

    Pennie and I waited too long to buy tickets for our two youngest grandkids.

    Are you ready for this? Every seat was sold on every screen for every seating time for “Gabby’s Dollhouse” at the theater offering the memorabilia made of paper and plastic. They even sold all the seats on the front row that are way too close to the screen.

    We had to take our grandchildren to the newer theater in the better shopping center. That huge theater was completely empty except for the four of us along with two other families. Eleven people in all.

    SUMMARY: Pennie and I were thankful that our grandkids didn’t know about the movie memorabilia at the other movie theater.

    2026: The Year When Challengers Overtake Market Leaders

    I believe that 2026 will be a year when consumer confidence* is in decline.

    As a result, most businesses will reduce their payroll and their advertising in an attempt to “cut their way to profitability.”

    They will do this because it makes sense if you don’t think about it.

    But smart-and-hungry challengers who do think about it will hit the accelerator instead of the brakes. They will do this because they understand that market share is easier to steal from the big boys when consumer confidence is in decline.

    The painful problem for these smart-and-hungry challengers is that they will be competing for a larger slice of a shrinking pie. So big gains in market share will show up as only small gains in top line revenue.

    But when consumer confidence returns, “All hail the new market leader.”

    Hitting the accelerator instead of the brakes is how smart-and-hungry challengers will overtake market leaders in 2026.

    Are you beginning to understand why I taught you about the...

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    7 mins
  • Parrots, Peacocks & People
    Sep 29 2025

    Peacocks want to be admired.

    Parrots repeat only what they have heard.

    Each of us has a little bit of Peacock in us, and perhaps a little Parrot, too.

    (I admit it about me. You should admit it about you.)

    Long ago I saw a movie in which an old Greek man says to a much younger man from England,

    “A wise old Turk once told me…”

    The young Englishman interrupts him and says,

    “What! A wise old Turk? I thought the Greeks and Turks hated each other.”

    The old Greek sighs, then says,

    “When I was young, I believed that there were only two kinds of people; Greeks who were good, and Turks who were bad. Then one day I met a good Turk. So I decided there were only two kinds of people; good people and bad people.”

    The Greek then looks into the eyes of the Englishman and says,

    “Now I believe there are just people.”

    On September 18th, I transcribed a single paragraph of an essay about the death of Charlie Kirk and posted it in my random quotes database:

    “After every mass shooting, after every fresh example of political violence, after every round of one side recriminating the other side for not holding up their end of the social contract, we need to hear what is right, what is true, what is good. That need is why we commit to memory lines of poetry, passages of literature, and—for religious believers—particular verses. Because when crisis arrives and the world presses in on us, we must work to remember what we’re about and what we hold to. Sometimes those things hold us more than we hold them, but only when we know them in our bones. So we keep telling ourselves, and each other, what is true and good.”

    “We should be telling each other this week to weep with those who weep.”

    – Nick Catoggio, Sept 18, 2025

    I have captured 7,761 quotes over the past 25 years. More than half of those were transcribed from novels, movies, television shows, emails and texts. About 10 percent of them are things I have written or said or thought or prayed; things that I wanted to archive somewhere lest I forget them. The rest of them are comical quips, well-worded witticisms, and profound thoughts uttered by friends and acquaintances that I quickly scribbled down.

    The Random Quotes database is off-site storage of ideas that I can access from anywhere in the world.

    You can access it, too. A new random quote will appear each time you refresh the page at MondayMorningMemo.com.

    I am writing this to you on September 22, 2025. The newest quote in the database is a text that was sent by Jeffrey Eisenberg to Tom Grimes and me just a few minutes ago. It says,

    “It’s my custom on Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year, to reach out and ask forgiveness from my friends. The holiday is a time for reflection, fresh starts, and making peace. By asking forgiveness, I’m acknowledging that I might have hurt someone—whether knowingly or not—and I don’t want to carry that into the new year.”

    “So if I’ve said or done anything that hurt or upset you, I sincerely ask your forgiveness.”

    – Jeffrey Eisenberg

    I responded,

    “And we thank you for forgiving us, too. Especially Tom.” – RHW

    Jeffrey sent a laugh emoji. Tom will laugh when he sees what I wrote.

    In truth, I have long admired Jeffrey’s tradition of calling his friends each year or sending us a text. It is a marvelous reminder that mutual forgiveness is essential to keeping relationships alive and healthy.

    Can you imagine what it would do for our country right now?

    Roy H. Williams

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