Repligator is the story of what happens when military science goes wrong -- and someone makes a straight to video semi-adult film out of it...

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REPLIGATOR

dir. Bret McCormick

starring: Gunnar Hansen; Keith Kjornes; Randy Clower

The third 3 Ninjas film (and only one left for us to review... until we write our own)... is full of everything you've come to love in this wonderfully subpar series -- albeit without a depressed Hulk Hogan. It's got racial appropriation, it's got Tum Tum eating his way through pain, it's got pizza and martial arts, it's EVEN got Don Stark!

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3 NINJAS: KNUCKLE UP

dir. Shin Sang-ok

starring: Victor Wong; Charles Napier; Michael Treanor

Where else will you find a podcast about movies? Well, everywhere...

But where else will you find a podcast where two guys have a problem distinguishing between Thomas Jane and Aaron Eckhart?

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THURSDAY

dir. Skip Woods

starring: Thomas Jane; Aaron Eckhart; James LeGros

This isn't the Ryan Gosling one -- this is the 90's one -- with Mark Dacascos and Kadeem Hardison with a sprinkle of Brittany Murphy and it is -- fantastic.

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DRIVE

dir. Steve Wang

starring: Mark Dacascos; Kadeem Hardison; Brittany Murphy

Traci Lords is a photographer -- Kenickie from Grease is a cop -- and the director of 3 Ninjas Kick Back is [back] to bring us this tale of how cops were corrupt also in the 90's.

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A TIME TO DIE

dir. Charles T. Kanganis

starring: Traci Lords; Jeff Conaway; Richard Roundtree

The Golden Harvest cult classic that is a little big Robocop, a little bit ridiculous, with a dash of comedy -- this is one wild bionic ride!

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Additional TW Disclaimer: The film, Robotrix, contains multiple scenes of SA, and is discussed in this episode.

ROBOTRIX

dir. Jamie Luk

starring: Amy Yip; Chikako Aoyama; David Wu

Cold open before Robotrix in which we get to the bottom of cryptid voices!

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Get ready to listen to Will and Matt explain how GREAT this film is and how AWFUL of a human being its director is! Don't forget Ice Cube is in this and in the new War of the Worlds on Amazon!

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THREE KINGS

dir. David O. Russell (unfortunately)

starring: George Clooney; Mark Wahlberg; Ice Cube