Chilis, Itchy Arms, Ghosts.  The Mother Vine.  Defeatist Indiginous Parables.  Do they have American Redneck Vampires in Romania?  The Pilgrim's Demise.

Pop Culture, Clash Therein.  Coffeehouse Wisemen.  A Distant Land, a Tempting Snack.  Guild Membership at Last?  Harvest This: Francis Asks Mark the Most Important Question Ever.

Ski Jumping in the Iron Age. Fathers of the Daughters of the American Revolution: Oh the Fabrics we Loomed. Itinerant Wanderer of the Skies. Wiccan Wisteria. The Mold of 1000 Salamis. V-Necks and Epaulettes. Sno-Cone Programs. Chicago Block Party: A Multi-Cultural Experience of a Different Kind. Homemade Mini-Golf. Hunting and College Football. The Pagan Gods of the Deep South. NASCAR Creamed Corn.

The Small Hadron Collider.  Charmed, I'm sure.  Punk priests vs. Punk Protesters, Artistes vs Galleristas.  Jack Booted Thugs of varied tastes. Vladimir Lenin: Hipster.  Mark, The Perigrinator.

5th Grade Science Camp.  Traumatic Fishing; Traumatic Bug Juice.  Lessons of Fancy-Ass Private Schools.  The Smallest Frog in the World.  The Flying Bells of Belgium.  Pomlazka;  Holy Mud; Voluntary Crucifixion.  Hipster Jesus. 

Behold the Mollusk, Lobster Nothwithstanding; Recreational Dive Day, Adequate Collegiate Earnings. Sir Burton, My pipe!  Francis and Mark, Fencer and Falconer.  The Gastro-Homo-Tourism Boom.

Return of Magic to the Modern World.  Capybaras.  Trouting Pants.  Noodling, AKA Catfisting.  The Barracuda of the Forest.  The Growing Threat from China.  Godzilla Vis-A-Vis the Microbial Mat.  La Bufadora, the Blowhole of Legend; Saint Peter the Martyr; Devil's Peak.  Lions Stuffed with Cocaine.  The Monsters of the Aspen Grove.