Why Your ChatGPT Posts Are FLOPPING [And How To Fix It]
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This week on FAQ Friday: Mark's ChatGPT posts flop because they're packed with dead giveaway words like "delve," "leverage," and "tapestry."
The Anti-Robot Protocol has three steps:
✅ Ban corporate buzzwords - Tell AI: "No 'delve,' 'unlock,' 'landscape,' or emojis"
✅ Use the Barstool Test - Add: "Write at 5th-grade level. Short sentences. Like explaining to a friend at a bar"
✅ Add a Personal Anchor - Include one specific story detail (like "I forgot to attach the PDF to that client deal")
Result: Mark went from "In today's fast-paced landscape..." to "I spent three days sleeping on a warehouse floor in 2021..."
Engagement jumped 400%.
People follow people, not bots.
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