Episodes

  • Dawn of the Final Day - Series Wrap-Up
    May 17 2024

    Our players sit down for a final time to discuss the making of Why Can't We Be Wizards, answer some listener questions, and share what they are all doing next. Alie carries her dreams into reality. Charlotte talks about exploring pronouns. Mike learns he has jobs in other dimensions. Kevin has caught the create-things bug. Mitchell has a big reveal.

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Ep. 90: Book Six, Chapter Fifteen - The Trial at the End of the World
    May 3 2024

    The fab four are accused of breaking a prophecy and have to defend themselves outside the bounds of time and space. Caleb gets what he wants. Leo puts it all on the table. Freya turns things on their head. Skyler takes control.

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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • Ep. 89: Book Six, Chapter Fourteen - Making Cheese Out of Nothing While The World Is On Fire
    Apr 19 2024

    After closing the spigot at Azkaban, all heck breaks loose in downtown London as the final battle begins. Skyler questions things. Caleb pushes ahead. Freya confronts the past. Leo confronts himself.

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • The One with the Hobbit
    Apr 6 2024

    We're running behind schedule and it'll be a little while before we can publish the next episode. Sorry about that! To tide you over for now, here's Kevin reading exactly 10 minutes of The Hobbit by J.R R. Tolkien for some reason. It's Content!

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    12 mins
  • [WZRD Radio Crossover Bonus!] Why Can't We Save WZRD
    Mar 22 2024

    On this very special bonus episode, the fab four go on a side-adventure to save WZRD Radio! Freya protests baby beer. Skyler doesn't feel that they need to explain their art to you. Caleb does a good Tom Cruise impression. Leo does a bad Tom Cruise impression.

    Special thanks this week to our amazing guest Hostwitch Bess from the WZRD Radio podcast! If you like music and you like wizards, what are you waiting for? Go listen to her show! Find it at https://wzrdradiopod.com or wherever pods are cast.

    Today, WZRD is also releasing the other half of our crossover where Bess interviews us in-character after the events of this episode! Don't miss it! You can find it here: https://wzrdradiopod.com/2024/03/22/why-cant-we-save-wzrd-bonus-episode/

    Thanks also to the incredible wrockers out there who lent us their music for this episode:

    • errandofmercy - Hogwarts Never Ends: https://errandofmercy.bandcamp.com/track/hogwarts-never-ends
    • Rubeus and the Hagrids - Expecto My Fist: https://wizardrock.bandcamp.com/track/expecto-my-fist
    • The Weasel King - They Can't Catch Us All: https://yourwizardrockresource.wordpress.com/artists-and-bands/the-weasel-king/they-cant-catch-us-all/

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Ep. 88: Book Six, Chapter Thirteen - Ear Cheese
    Mar 8 2024

    The gang talks it out with Professor Fessel (with an F), who doesn't really know what to make of them. Caleb gets lucky. Leo is an acrobat. Freya makes an appointment. Skyler sees their past, present and future.

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    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Ep. 87: Book Six, Chapter Twelve - The Final Plan
    Feb 23 2024

    The group swims out of their current predicament and regroups to make one final plan of attack as everything they've ever fought for starts coming to a head. Caleb makes an impassioned speech. Skyler bargains. Freya theorizes. Leo does some math. Kinda.

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    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Ep. 86: Book Six, Chapter Eleven - Into The Squid
    Feb 9 2024

    The gang prepares to head into the belly of the beast... literally. Caleb faces his fears. Skyler can't stop making puns. Freya questions the future. Leo makes a bold suggestion.

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    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
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    1 hr and 12 mins