Episodes

  • 7. 'You Spat on my Son' - Ranking the Dads in Christmas Movies
    Dec 22 2025

    Who's the best Christmas movie dad of all time?

    Welcome back to Ho-Ho-Who’s Your Daddy… Really? for Part 2 of our Christmas Special, where your hosts Joe Dehuai and Max Jones put festive fatherhood on trial. This time, we’re ranking all the dads of Christmas cinema - from absolute deadbeats to the big man himself, Father Christmas.

    In this episode, we tackle the perennial question of whether Die Hard is actually a Christmas film (and why this argument may never die), reveal the surprising reason Joe once watched Elf in October, and explain why Richard Curtis needs to be stopped before he does any more damage the British culture. Along the way, we unpack the hidden meaning of Chekhov’s Duckbus and ask what truly makes a great Christmas movie dad — emotional availability, gift-giving prowess, or just not disappearing halfway through Act Two.

    It’s a festive ranking, a cinematic reckoning, and another deep dive into dads, films, and seasonal nonsense that spirals exactly where you’d expect.

    Put the mince pie down, stop arguing with your family, and join us for Part 2 of our Christmas descent.


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    47 mins
  • 6. 'His Sack was Ruptured' - Our Dads at Christmas
    Dec 15 2025

    Do you know what to get your dad for Christmas? Let us guide you!

    Welcome to Ho-Ho-Who’s Your Daddy… Really? for the first installment of our Christmas Special! Join your hosts Joe Dehuai and Max Jones as we unwrap the festive chaos that is our dads at Christmas.

    In this episode, we compare our wildly contrasting family Christmases, from traditions that should probably be illegal to festive routines that raise more questions than answers. We ask what Santa actually brings the kiddies in North Korea, investigate the dark side of how NORAD tracks Santa’s global operation, and uncover what is deeply wrong with Max’s uncle’s digestive tract.

    It’s a festive deep-dive into dads, family myths, international Christmas logistics, and bodily functions nobody asked about -but everyone gets told anyway.

    Grab a mulled drink, hide the selection box, and join us for Part 1 of our Christmas descent.



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    dad podcast | comedy podcast UK | Welsh comedians | Christmas special podcast | dads at Christmas | funny family Christmas | fatherhood comedy | dad stories | festive chaos | parenting humour | British comedy podcast | men’s mental health | weird dads | Christmas traditions | Santa lore | NORAD Santa | holiday comedy | dad touch podcast | comedy duo | funny Christmas stories


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    36 mins
  • 5. 'Can Seamonkeys Make a F*cking Podcast?' - Dad Hobbies
    Dec 8 2025

    Do you know which moths are “HOT” right now?

    Welcome to Who’s Your Daddy…Really? — the ONLY podcast that asks the question: “When did you last touch your dad?”

    In Episode 5 your hosts, Joe Dehuai and Max Jones, wade boldly into the world of paternal pastimes- from gardening to getting drunk on the golf course! We dive into Alvin’s restaurant reviews, explore why Rick Stein is evil, and what happens to your train set when you get divorced.

    We also discuss the day we all gave up on our beloved seamonkeys, why moths seem unemployed, and question why Jamie Oliver gave his children names that sound like discontinued Labubus.

    There’s also some practical tips for listeners looking to get into dad hobbies of their own, including putting wheels on all your woodworking projects, giving the gift of sourdough (with a musty jar of floury slurry) and how to “pimp” your dinnertimes with some lemon (for brightening).

    We’d love to hear more of your stories - what’s your dad’s weird hobby? Get in touch at the address below!

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    Music by: Gino Dada

    dad podcast | comedy podcast UK | Welsh comedians | dads | fatherhood comedy | dad stories | dad advice | men’s mental health | funny dad moments | parenting humour | family comedy | father figures | dad jokes | dad culture | British comedy | new podcasts 2025 | comedy duo | funny stories about dads | weird dads | dad touch podcast | dad affection | hobbies | woodworking | golf | drinking | nomowmay | gardening | seamonkeys | UK chefs | Jamie Oliver | Rick Stein | British humour


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    48 mins
  • 4. 'Parent Soup' - Stories From The Mailbag
    Dec 1 2025

    Do you know the dangers of 'flumping'?

    Welcome to Who’s Your Daddy…Really? And this time we’re asking *YOU* the question: “When did you last touch your dad?”

    In Episode 4, your hosts Joe Dehuai and Max Jones dive headfirst into the mailbag for the very first time - Join us as we read out your emails, including a great dad-ecdote from friend of the pod, comedian Elenia Parkes!

    We discover how dads cut loose (on countryside walks), why you should never get on the back of a boy’s motorbike, and the dangers of 'flumping'.

    We also talk about the difficulties of buying birthday presents for dads, where the best spots are for a dads night out in Newport, and whether two men can make sweet sweet honey together…

    We’d love to hear more of your stories, get in touch with us at the address below!

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    Music by: Gino Dada

    dad podcast | comedy podcast UK | Welsh comedians | dads | fatherhood comedy | dad stories | dad advice | men’s mental health | funny dad moments | parenting humour | family comedy | father figures | dad jokes | dad culture | British comedy | new podcasts 2025 | comedy duo | funny stories about dads | weird dads | dad touch podcast | dad affection | British humour


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    29 mins
  • 3. 'The Big Gay Chair' - How do Joe & Max Keep in Dad Touch?
    Nov 24 2025

    Why has Joe been left on read since Father’s Day 2023?


    Welcome to Who’s Your Daddy…Really? The *ONLY* podcast that asks the question: “When did you last touch your dad?”


    In Episode 3 we ask “How do you keep in Dad Touch™?” As always, your hosts Joe Dehuai and Max Jones head deep into the digital archives to discover how they communicate with their dads.


    Join us as we discuss the last messages we sent our dads, discover why Joe’s dad ditched the landline, and decode our dads’ social media presences - from mysterious likes to questionable profile photos!

    We also talk about why dads are obsessed with the thumb emoji, address our first haters, and find out why Alvin made Max sit in the Big Gay Chair…


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    40 mins
  • 2. 'I Fistbumped Him Goodnight' - Joe & Max's Last Dad Touch
    Nov 24 2025

    Are you getting your required 5 hugs a day?


    Welcome to Who’s Your Daddy…Really? The podcast that bravely asks: “When did you last touch your dad?”


    In Episode 2, Welsh comedians Joe Dehuai and Max Jones look back at their last dad touches. From a formal handshake to some of the most unorthodox dad touches known to the dadosphere.


    We also discuss why camping is the most dad-coded holiday, the surprising reaction to John Prescott getting egged, and whether burglars are using magnetic fishing rods to steal YOUR house keys.

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    33 mins
  • 1. 'Drowning In Aunties' - Max & Joe’s Father Figures
    Nov 24 2025

    Could your dad beat ours in a fight?


    Welcome to the very first episode of Who’s Your Daddy… Really? The podcast that asks the question: “When did you last touch your dad?” Join your hosts, Welsh comedians Joe Dehuai and Max Jones as they dive straight into the weird and wonderful world of dads.


    We’re kicking things off by blowing the lid on our own fathers, Kev & Alvin, going through the father figures behind our father figures to figure out more about the men behind the boys. Along the way, we encounter a couple of Mum Moments™, discover which of us is drowning in aunties, and debate whose dad would win in a fight.


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    33 mins