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What Would Denise Do?

What Would Denise Do?

By: David Allison and Dom Vince
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What Would Denise Do? Is a comedy Podcast from creators Dom Vince and David Allison. Coaches by day, homos by (well, day and night) and all-round fun guys to be around. Covering random topics from the Sand Dunes of Gran Canaria to the guy who once made love to a sausage roll from a well-known chain bakery. Join us every Saturday for a new full episode with bonus content being released mid-week. Connect with us on Instagram at instagram.com/whatwoulddenise or send us an email at whatwoulddenisedo@icloud.comDavid Allison and Dom Vince
Episodes
  • Christmas Episode: Twerking Grans, Floating Hats & Seasonal Rage - This Is Why We’re Not Invited Back for Christmas
    Dec 25 2025

    IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY!!!

    In this gloriously chaotic Christmas episode, Deyonce and Davina go full festive feral. Expect boozy traditions, telly tantrums, floating hats, rogue lights, twerking grandmas, and constant reminders to check your turkey and roasties before it’s too late.

    There’s shouting, swearing, cracker warfare, strong opinions on Christmas films, and zero tolerance for Lynx Africa.

    Loud, camp, boozy, and bursting with festive chaos — this episode is Christmas Day in podcast form.

    Merry Christmas, babes… pass the John Smith’s. 🎅✨

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • OCD Rules, Secret Spices, Plotlines, and Absolute Gremlin Energy
    Dec 13 2025

    In this episode, Dom and Davina serve peak festive chaos. They navigate Eurovision parties, lay down the strictest Christmas movie rules (Frozen? Only Christmas Eve, darling), and unleash OCD confessions so precise they’re borderline criminal. Expect debates about pizza, crusts, and even the right number of toilet rolls — yes, really.


    They spill McDonald’s secrets, roast the worst Christmas presents known to humankind, and rank deodorants like true connoisseurs. There’s also plotting of undercover boss missions at Buckingham Palace and MI5 because why not, hun? It’s camp, chaotic, and completely unhinged — a cocktail of laughs, drama, and festive shenanigans. It's the podcast that feels like being trapped in a lift with two camp gremlins, three gin bottles, and a ghost child doing laps in the background that you didn’t know you needed.


    Strap in, grab your gin, and prepare for Christmas chaos the Denise way.

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Wicked Toothbrushes & 30 Pieces of Silver
    Dec 6 2025

    Another hilarious episode of What Would Denise Do. This week, Dom & Davina are in the depths of Surrey at Davina's apartment. Looking like they're lined up to be shot, with their Stanley cups full of gin. Join us for another drunken episode of craziness.

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    1 hr and 15 mins
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