We have a plan in our mind that is always fully executed without flaws, hurdles or road blocks. Then real-life steps I and teaches us how wisdom is gained. Something as simple as renting a trailer and appliance dolly from U-Haul turns into a cross street where culture, technology and rental businesses collide. After Greg’s dad died, he inherited the task of distributing furniture to friends, family and Habitat for Humanity.

He found that liquidating a home is far different than selling furniture in a consignment shop. Complicate that with a sister that doesn’t know how to value time. If you remember back in Season 2 episode 30 of Welcome To The Suburbs his sister wanted him to drive an hour and a half to get plastic forks. Apply that mentality to liquidating their dad’s house. There are enough ridiculous observations to fill a rental trailer. Who’s renting the trailer? The guy whose phone screen is a spiderweb of broken glass. How is he servicing the client? With one eye closed so the cigarette smoke doesn’t stream into his eye. How did he do? You’ll have download episode 37 of Welcome to The Suburbs to find out.

What happens when you’re a new hire at the largest studio in Indy and you’ve got a date on Friday night? You impress her with a studio tour while serving Hairy Buffalo to lubricate your opportunities for later that night. What happens when your date throws up the red cocktail on your new boss’s white couch? You’ll have download episode 37 of Welcome to The Suburbs to find out.

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Andy watched, and could provide no information on the race and the name of the horse that won, only that it was a close finish and a camel didn’t win.

Greg watched zero minutes. But he has seen camels in the wild.

On Easter, Greg’s cat delivered the head of a bunny at the front door. Greg’s kids were greeted with that sight as they went out to hunt Easter Eggs.

Geoffrey the wonder dog sees the bunnies as an automated game of fetch. They sprint off, he catches them and bring them to Greg. Some rinse peacefully while others are so traumatized they die of a heart attack in his mouth.

What do you do when the opening act of a concert isn’t a music artist it’s a juggler or, in the case of Mellencamp, a documentary on movie classics. The crowd became unruly

The Room Place is closing. We’re letting you know in case you missed the 9,000 signs lining the street out in front of the store. 9,000 in case you miss the first 5,000

We don’t have any signs, we aren’t closing but we’d like you to join us for Welcome To The Suburbs: Season 2 Episode 36 George, Tell Me ‘Bout The Rabbits

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What’s your thread count? Do you like it hot or cold when you sleep? Pets on or off the bed? Why do you keep kicking me? What the heck is Egyptian Cotton and why is it prized? Do you fly in your dreams? Do you have a reoccurring dream about insecurities? Do you sleep walk or have restless leg?

In episode 35 of Welcome To The Suburbs Andy and Greg laugh about everything that happens between the sheets.

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