Episodes

  • Welcome To Hell… Burned Labia!

    Welcome To Hell… Burned Labia!
    Aug 6 2025
    Daarrrlings, send in your voice note confessions to the new Welcome To Hell Hotline on Whatsapp: 07495997262! It’s the Season 3 finale! This week Daniel has been to see THE Rosamund Pike and received a compliment on his cloak from Claudia Winkleman. As for Dane? Well, he enlisted Devilled Eggs to be his wing women while on a date and they did not disappoint! The infernal aunties also take aim at air-drummers, crown this season’s Queen of the Damned and open a letter about someone’s top secret kink. Produced by podcasthouse.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr
  • Welcome To Hell… Parish Notices!

    Welcome To Hell… Parish Notices!
    Jul 30 2025
    Daarrrlings, send in your voice note confessions to the new Welcome To Hell Hotline: 07495997262! This week Daniel delivers a sermon on why the seasons need to be shuffled and how the world could benefit from adopting the Foxx Calendar™. Meanwhile, Dane argues the case for the best musical the stage has ever known. The infernal aunties also take umbrage with the attention seeking life expectancy of berries and hear about a tempt thy neighbour from inside the Vicarage. Produced by podcasthouse.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Welcome To Hell... Remedy The Lip!

    Welcome To Hell... Remedy The Lip!
    Jul 23 2025
    Don’t forget you can send in your voice note confessions to the all new Welcome To Hell Hotline on 07495997262! This week there’s a world exclusive! Listener Jake has sent his official remix of ‘Remedy The Lip’, the infernal aunties can’t wait to premiere it. Meanwhile, Daniel has been dreaming of buying a farm, and has been obsessed with The Mushroom Murders story. And it’s story time with Dane as he tells the sinister tale of Margorie McCall… Produced by podcasthouse.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Welcome To Hell… Pins & Needles of the P*nis!

    Welcome To Hell… Pins & Needles of the P*nis!
    Jul 16 2025
    *Ring ring* The Welcome To Hell Hotline has arrived… 07495997262 is the number you need! The infernal aunties eagerly await your voice note confessions! Daniel has been working on his musical Unfortunate and Dane performed at the Irish Embassy for Pride and called the Irish Ambassador Daddy, naturally. After a discussion on pins and needles of the p*nis, the aunties receive a letter from a listener who’s been up to mischief on IMDB. Produced by podcasthouse.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    51 mins
  • Welcome To Hell... Dickstracted!

    Welcome To Hell... Dickstracted!
    Jul 9 2025
    The infernal aunties have been dickstracted! Daniel has been chatting to a guy on Hinge who ended up watching his corporate comedy set, and Dane had a rendezvous with a Cornish bear… All will be explained! Plus, there’s been a disgusting confession; a friendship has been ruined over a dump behind a car. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    58 mins
  • Welcome To Hoe!

    Welcome To Hoe!
    Jul 2 2025
    Welcome to hoe! No, the name of the podcast hasn’t changed, rather Dane had an unfortunate Freudian slip this episode! Daniel has been getting ghosted in his dating life, so this week the infernal aunties discuss romance manifestations! Plus, terrible gym music and The Nostril Hut! Produced by podcasthouse.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    50 mins
  • Welcome To Hell... Daniel's Legs!

    Welcome To Hell... Daniel's Legs!
    Jun 25 2025
    In a monumental, and some may say harrowing, turn of events, Daniel's got his legs out. Shorts season has arrived in London - but can he pull them off? The jury is still out (and blinded by the pale glare). Meanwhile, Dane gives a very impassioned speech - which Daniel has turned into a club anthem for the ages. And finally, over in confession corner, the boys offer sage advice to a listener struggling with matters of the shart. Produced by podcasthouse.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    45 mins
  • Welcome To Hell... My Governesses!

    Welcome To Hell... My Governesses!
    Jun 18 2025
    It’s a busy day in Hell this week: Daniel’s been antagonising LUSH (again) with his latest internet antics, and is also potentially marrying a gangster, bruv. Meanwhile Dane’s pouring out a couple of glasses of ‘Malevolent Melons’ (a name he used to dance under) and wishing death upon the dolphins. It’s all go. Produced by podcasthouse.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    52 mins