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Weird Meditation

Weird Meditation

By: Weird Meditation
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It's relaxation with a twist.


Made for those of us who need something to help quieten our minds ready for sleep, but who find modern meditative ‘visualisations’ a bit cheesy. Ours are a lot sillier (and frequently not suitable for children).


A joint offering from Artlandish & Dark Unicorn Productions.


Follow as on Instagram @weirdmeditation

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Artlandish Productions & Dark Unicorn Productions
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Episodes
  • Sound Bath
    Oct 13 2025

    Read by Sophia Behn


    It's time for a soothing bath. Because quite frankly, you could do with one.


    Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram


    Written by Katy Matthews


    Jingle by Helena MacCormack


    Sound Effects:

    Wind Chimes by mooncubedesign -- License: Creative Commons 0

    Wind Chimes Single by Anthousai -- License: Creative Commons 0

    Parrot by dedakoo -- License: Creative Commons 0

    Ocean waves by emmanuel.faivre -- License: Creative Commons 0

    Tibetan Singing Bowl by enhuber -- License: Creative Commons 0

    Tibetan bowl by arnaud coutancier -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0

    Medium bowl by airtaxi -- License: Creative Commons 0

    Big Singing Bowl by Garuda1982 -- License: Creative Commons 0

    Harp by RepDac3 -- License: Attribution 4.0

    Birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

    Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0

    Forest, Woods, Few birds and insects, Soft breeze, Tiny drops by fran_marenco -- License: Creative Commons 0

    Ambience,Cello,Hall by mikeonfire99 -- License: Creative Commons 0

    Cat Purring by Skijaramaz -- License: Creative Commons 0

    Rain sound | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay


    An Artlandish Production

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    22 mins
  • The Dream Factory
    Mar 10 2025

    Read by Mark Brailsford


    This is the last episode of the current series, but despite countless requests, we will return. I know and I'm sorry, but its not all about you.


    Written by Katy Matthews


    Jingle by Helena MacCormack


    Background music by Piotr Witowski via Pixabay


    Sound Effects:

    Dense Cricket Soundscape by recordinghopkins -- License: Attribution 4.0

    Owl Hooting by howebzar -- License: Creative Commons 0

    Tempe Light Rail by freesound community on Pixabay

    oldelrollshutteropen by cumesoftware -- License: Attribution 3.0

    Star Trek computer sound by audioorange123 -- License: Creative Commons 0

    Fountain by OranTalbot -- License: Attribution 4.0

    Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0

    file0699_4_birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

    modem_dial by 0ktober -- License: Creative Commons 0

    tannoying remix of 245957__kwahmah-02__tannoy-chime-05.flac by Timbre -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

    Tannoy chime 05 by kwahmah_02 -- License: Attribution 3.0


    An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production


    Contains some strong language


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    23 mins
  • Mystic Cave
    Feb 16 2025

    Read by Sophia Behn


    It's an extra special ep this time! By which we mean its slightly longer than the other ones. If anyone has any suggestion for sponsors so we can actually monetise this cr*p, please let us know.


    Written by Katy Matthews


    Jingle by Helena MacCormack


    Background music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay and Muyo5438 from Freesound


    Sound Effects:

    Water drips in the cave by tosha73 -- License: Attribution 4.0

    Water Dripping (Large Echo) by editor_adp -- License: Creative Commons 0


    An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production


    Contains some strong language


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    35 mins
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