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Weird Meditation

Weird Meditation

By: Weird Meditation
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It's relaxation with a twist.


Made for those of us who need something to help quieten our minds ready for sleep, but who find modern meditative ‘visualisations’ a bit cheesy. Ours are a lot sillier (and frequently not suitable for children).


A joint offering from Artlandish & Dark Unicorn Productions.


Follow as on Instagram @weirdmeditation

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Episodes
  • Magic Carpet Ride

    Magic Carpet Ride
    Dec 8 2025

    Read by Joshua Crisp


    Have you ever wanted to ride on a flying carpet? No? Well then this probably isn't for you.


    Written by Katy Matthews


    Music by Yurii Kohut from Pixabay


    Sound Effects

    Letter Opening1 | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

    Tea Pouring | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

    Fox Mating Call | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

    044200_Song Sparrow song cottage 7am a 180724.mp3 | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay


    An Artlandish production. Follow us on Instagram @weirdmeditation

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    29 mins
  • Scavenger Hunt

    Scavenger Hunt
    Nov 25 2025

    Read by Amelia Armande (with Joshua Crisp)


    This podcast episode is brought to you by OmniSearch*, purveyor of search-based games suitable for the whole family.


    *OmniSearch are legally obliged to inform you that it has been precisely 17 days since their last 'incident'.


    Written by Katy Matthews


    Music by Viacheslav Starostin from Pixabay


    Sound Effects:

    Popping bubble wrap by justiiiiin

    Nighttime Birdsong by freesound_community from Pixabay

    Keyboard typing by DRAGON-STUDIO from Pixabay

    Notification Beep by Universfield from Pixabay

    Notification good & Opening door by Jurij from Pixabay

    Shop door bell / footsteps on dry grass / walking on leaves / Xylo chromatic by freesound_community from Pixabay


    An Artlandish production

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    26 mins
  • Secret Garden

    Secret Garden
    Nov 10 2025

    Read by Sophia Behn


    Your own private getaway. No, not that one. A soothing sanctuary that won't get you put on any more 'lists'.

    Written by Katy Matthews

    Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram

    Jingle by Helena MacCormack


    Music by Piotr Witowski & Vladimir Visic


    Sound Effects:

    Crowd murmur by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0 / jackhammer by Tomlija -- License: Attribution 3.0 / Creaking door by Luna / birdsong by Paweł Spychała / Parrot whistle by TheKingOfGeeks360 -- License: Creative Commons 0 / holy ahhhs & cog sound by freesound_community / Magic spell by free sound creator / Magic sound by Universfield / Umbrella Opening by Sheyvan -- License: Creative Commons 0 / vinyl record needle by joedeshon -- License: Attribution 4.0 / steam by visions68 -- License: Attribution 3.0


    Contains some strong language.


    An Artlandish production

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    26 mins
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