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Ever wondered how a bit of insanity can save the day? Or what it takes to go toe-to-toe with a 300-pound wrestling giant? This week’s episode is a rollercoaster of humor, grit, and unforgettable stories from our charismatic guest, a seasoned performer who’s seen it all. From the unpredictable streets of New York to the electrifying energy of the wrestling ring, he takes us through his journey of navigating life's challenges with a sprinkle of comedy and a whole lot of courage. His recollection of avoiding a confrontation by channeling his inner kung-fu master is as hilarious as it is enlightening, proving that sometimes acting a little crazy is the best way to stay safe.

We also pull back the curtain on the world of professional wrestling, giving you a behind-the-scenes look at a match that pitted our guest against a 300-pound, 6'5" opponent. What does it take to entertain a crowd and negotiate the intricate dynamics of the ring? You'll find out as he shares the strategies, negotiations, and sheer showmanship that go into making wrestling such a captivating spectacle. Whether it’s gifting a Hulk Hogan doll or negotiating the use of a nightstick, our guest’s tales are packed with humor and valuable life lessons. Don't miss this chance to get inside the mind of an entertainer who's truly mastered his craft!

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Have you ever wondered how to handle a situation where you might be in danger just walking down the street? In this episode, we share some of the funniest and most practical tips for staying safe in urban environments, from acting a little crazy to fend off troublemakers to the bizarre yet effective strategy of throwing up on your money if you're ever held up. Join us as we recount our personal adventures and the lessons we've learned from navigating the unpredictable streets of places like New York and Hammond, Indiana.

We also delve into the wisdom of self-preservation and resilience with stories from our dear friend, Baron Van Ratsky. You'll hear insightful anecdotes about the importance of being your own best friend and always staying alert and aware of your surroundings. Our tales are packed with humor and heartfelt reflections, promising a great balance of laughter and life lessons. This is an episode that will entertain you while providing valuable street-smart strategies to keep you safe and sound.

Text Me, Ya Ham And Egger

Text Me, Ya Ham And Egger

Remember the time we were guests on a late-night radio show in Vegas with Lex Luger? That's where our unforgettable journey with Mike Tenay began. In this episode, we reminisce about our cherished moments with Mike, a true fountain of wrestling knowledge. From our hilarious highway anecdotes to his profound expertise that left us in awe, we share how Mike became an irreplaceable friend and colleague during our WCW days. Trust us, you'll want to hear these stories of camaraderie and respect that paint a vivid picture of Mike's unwavering dedication and passion for wrestling.

We also take you behind the curtain to reveal the dynamics of working with various wrestling personalities and how their unique traits shaped our experiences. From impromptu comedic exchanges to navigating the often challenging wrestling industry, it's a roller-coaster of humor and heartfelt reflections. Celebrate with us as we pay tribute to Mike Tenay's legacy, recounting the friendships and rivalries that defined our journey in the wrestling world. Get ready for an episode filled with laughter, respect, and admiration for one of wrestling's most knowledgeable figures.

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Step right up and witness the stories of a figure larger than life itself—Andre the Giant. Our episode today is a heartfelt toast to the legend whose personality dwarfed even his own towering frame. We regale you with tales fit for a king, from Andre's epic showdowns in refusing to be out-heighted, to the bar tabs that are the stuff of legends. But it's not just about the grandeur; we peel back the curtain to reveal the tender humanity that connects us all, through the eyes of wrestling's greatest icons. Expect laughter, a touch of nostalgia, and perhaps a new appreciation for the man who was much more than a giant in the ring.

Prepare to be entertained by the chaos that ensued during one man's audacious encounter at a Chinese restaurant—an event that transformed a regular evening into the hot topic on everyone's lips. We recount how a simple act of nonconformity can stir up a whirlwind of reactions, leaving a lasting impression on a community. This isn't just a story about a disrupted dinner; it's a snapshot of the hilarity that life throws our way, and a reminder that sometimes, the most memorable moments are those that catch us completely off guard. So sit back, relax, and let us guide you through these unforgettable slices of life.

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Have you ever felt the weight of society's expectations pressing down on you, or struggled to find the thin line between personal happiness and the happiness of others? Our latest guest, a seasoned pro from the world of professional wrestling, shares a gripping narrative that could have you rethinking the very essence of performance and success. Together, we peel back the curtain on the mind's secrets, the balance of belief amidst life's distractions, and the poignant quest for integrity in an industry riddled with spectacle and politics.

This conversation is a candid exploration of what it takes to draw money and captivate audiences, comparing the art of wrestling to the craft of illustrious actors like Sean Connery and Tom Hanks. Our guest doesn't hold back, revealing the inner workings of wrestling promotions and the delicate balance between favoritism and talent. We confront the harsh realities of embarrassment, the pressures of upholding an act, and share personal stories that illuminate the struggles and triumphs behind the glitz of the wrestling ring. Strap in for an episode that's as raw as a locker-room brawl, yet as insightful as a heart-to-heart after the final bell.

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Wrestling with emotions and tickling funny bones, our multifaceted guest weaves a tale that goes beyond the mat and stage. Their life, marked by the void of a father figure, unfolds in a narrative that challenges the traditional family tableau with humor and heart. As they recount the layers of their upbringing, we're drawn into the complexities of finding strength in the absence of a dad, the extraordinary impact of maternal love, and the surprising connections that can turn strangers into family.

Embark on a journey that navigates the highs and lows of self-discovery against the backdrop of an absent parent. With no bitterness in their voice, our guest shares the joy of connecting with half-siblings and the inner workings of reconciling with a part of their identity that has always been a silent presence. Their story, punctuated by the laughter and persistence of a comic and the physicality of a wrestler, serves as a living testament to the diverse forms family can take, and the indomitable human spirit that thrives in the face of life's unexpected turns.

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Step right into the quirky world of our guest's past, which borders on the fantastical. Their story sweeps you into a narrative rich with eccentric characters—a whimsically dressed woman evoking Lucille Ball, and a humorous encounter catalyzed by our guest's mother that will surely tickle your ribs. At the heart of their tale is a profound reflection on the necessity of self-awareness, the revelatory nature of recording oneself, and the undeniable impact of love on personal transformation.

Venture with us to the streets of Chicago, where our guest's education was anything but ordinary. They detail life in a private school that mirrors a detention center, under the thumb of a retired major with a glass eye and methods as unorthodox as his appearance. Here, survival equated to adaptability, lessons were gleaned in surprising ways, and each challenge was a molding force. Explore the unconventional classrooms, the sting of corporal punishment, and how these formative experiences carved out our guest's unique outlook on life.