This week's episode is a full buffet of sports takes, random debates, and pure foolishness. Felix and Beav start by wishing the Brothers of Omega Psi Phi a happy Founders's Day and thank everyone who came out to celebrate over the rainy weekend. Beav then kicks things off with "Dre's Top 5". Then we slide into Quick Hits, headlined by LeBron officially returning to the Lakers, because of course he is—L.A. property taxes need him. Meanwhile in Inglewood, the Clippers new signing Bradley Beal is hurt again.

Then things take a left turn into food anthropology as the fellas argue "How do you eat a taco?" Thanks to Skattabo, we learn way too much about folding technique, structural integrity, and the philosophy behind biting etiquette.

From here, we enter Rule Breakers, and the segment does NOT disappoint:

• A 50-year-old father and his son suiting up together for Compton CC like it's a Disney+ special nobody asked for.

• A Michael Jordan impersonator furious he wasn't cast for something, reminding everyone why impersonators usually stay impersonating.

• Cam Newton pulling up on HBCU leadership

• 15 dudes packed in one car to go rob somebody—an operation so inefficient even GTA would glitch.

• And finally, a man who got tackled in the middle of church, proving that the Lord may forgive you, but security will not.

It's sports, it's comedy, it's chaos. Another week of takes you didn't ask for, but absolutely needed. Enjoy!

This week on We Don't Make the Rules, the crew dives into everything from hardwood highlights to headline heists. We kick things off breaking down the wild FBI investigation tied to the NBA, then Dre drops his Top 5 of the week—and you already know it's gonna stir debate.

In Quick Hits, we touch on the World Series, NBA Opening Week (Wemby, Sharpe, and VJ Davis showing out), and Cameron Boozer's monster 24-point, 23-rebound performance that has everyone talking.

The convo gets heated as we discuss men coaching in the WNBA, the return (maybe?) of Verzuz, and our latest Rule Breakers—including the viral Perk vs. Ja Morant situation and the ongoing saga of Kevin McCall.

Plus: a little AI talk, a Louvre heist story straight out of a movie, and the internet's take on Keisha Ka'Oir being "too controlling" and Felix explains why people don't understand the meaning of marraige.

It's real talk, laughs, and debates you didn't know you needed. Because remember… We don't make the rules — we just call out who breaks 'em.

This week, the guys are back with another jam-packed episode full of hot takes, honest reactions, and real conversation.

🏈 Dre's Top 5 (NFL Edition):
Dre kicks things off with his Top 5 NFL Teams coming off Week 7. There's some controversy over who got bumped out and who climbed the ranks. Expect passionate debate, a few jabs, and the usual NFL chaos—nobody is safe.

⚡️ Quick Hits:

• Video Tributes – Necessary or Nah?
  The crew debates whether every player or coach deserves a video tribute when facing their former team. Is it respect, or are we doing too much?

• Shohei Ohtani's NLCS Performance:
  The guys break down Ohtani's generational run through the NLCS—doing things we've never seen before. Pure dominance.

• World Series is Set:
  With the final two teams locked in, the fellas preview what's ahead, share their predictions, and talk about the storylines that matter.

🚨 Rule Breakers:

• Stephen A. Smith – Playing the Victim?
  The crew calls out Stephen A for recent comments that have him looking more like a victim than a voice of reason.

• Kids Outta Pocket – Stealing from Teachers:
  A wild story surfaces about students robbing their own teacher… and it leads to a real convo about discipline, parenting, and respect.

• Tyler, the Creator Faces His Past:
  The hosts react to Tyler being forced to confront his controversial early lyrics—and what accountability really looks like for artists.

• Gucci Mane & Mental Health Support:
  Much respect is given to Keyshia Ka'oir as she stands by Gucci Mane amid his schizophrenia diagnosis. A powerful convo unfolds about support systems and Black men's mental health.

🔥 Wrap-Up:
As always, they close out with laughs, real talk, and that signature WDWMTR energy. Whether you're here for the sports, the culture, or the chaos—this episode brings it all.