Episodes

  • 54. Teen Witch

    54. Teen Witch
    Oct 21 2025
    1989's Teen Witch. After this episode. it's possible you are never gonna be.... the same again. This episode we are conjuring up an 80s cult classic in time for Halloween. It's hard to know if the cringe rap performances, crack-den sex scene, and slovenly little brothers make this movie the most popular girl in our spell books or if it makes us feel like hogs in the fog with hard ons. Don't ask.

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • 30TH ANNIVERSARY CASPER RE-RELEASE

    30TH ANNIVERSARY CASPER RE-RELEASE
    Oct 6 2025
    It's Spooky Season! It's also the 30th anniversary of the 1995 movie Casper! Which is being re-released in theaters to celebrate, so we figured we would also do a re-release of our own. Last year we covered Casper so here is the episode again. Enjoy it for the first time or the second time! Or third? Calm down if so. Twice is enough.

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    50 mins
  • 53. Tommy Boy

    53. Tommy Boy
    Sep 22 2025
    1995's Tommy Boy. Holy schnikes, it’s time to tackle Tommy Boy, the road-trip comedy that taught us about brake pads, friendship, and the dangers of lighting things on fire in an office. This wacky-underachiever-meets-snarky-sidekick road trip flick gave us laughs, car crashes, and the eternal struggle of salesmanship. But does it still deserve a high-five from our inner ’90s kid, or should we toss it in the trunk with all those outdated gags and hope it never makes it to Sandusky? Buckle up to see if this movie holds up or if it ends up as roadkill.

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    51 mins
  • 52. Maid in Manhattan

    52. Maid in Manhattan
    Sep 8 2025
    2002's Maid in Manhattan. Pack your bags and grab your room key, because we’re revisiting Maid in Manhattan, the rom-com that tried to convince us a senator could fall for J.Lo just by seeing her in the wrong outfit. But does this Cinderella-in-a-hotel story still sparkle, or will we call housekeeping to clean up the mess? Either way, Ralph Fiennes definitely owes us an explanation.

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    45 mins
  • 51. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    51. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
    Aug 25 2025
    1990's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Cowabunga, dudes—we’re diving into the sewer-slick world where radioactive reptiles deliver justice with nunchucks, sass, and an unhealthy dependence on pizza. But does this childhood favorite still kick shell, or are there too many red flags hiding under those bandanas—like the racial coding, abusing children, and torture? We’re asking the hard-hitting questions: is this film a radical time capsule or just toxic ooze in VHS form? Either way, Splinter deserves hazard pay and some serious therapy.

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    56 mins
  • 50. E.T.

    50. E.T.
    Aug 11 2025
    1982's E.T. This week, we phone home—and possibly hang up—because we’re talking E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, the childhood classic that made us believe in aliens, friendship, and government incompetency. But does this glowing-finger fever dream still hold up, or are we just looking at a weird raisin with abandonment issues? Between weird parenting, a fridge with way too much beer, and a terrorist halloween costume, we’re asking: is E.T. still a heartwarming ride across the moon, or are we just probing at nostalgia? Either way, someone get that alien a solid mobile plan.

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    53 mins
  • 49. Good Burger

    49. Good Burger
    Jul 29 2025
    1997's Good Burger. Grab your secret sauce and questionable employment practices—this week we’re flipping back to Good Burger to find out if it still sizzles or if it’s past its expiration date. Did this movie serve up peak ‘90s nostalgia or is it giving us food poisoning with its rough mental health representation and fat jokes? Join us as we decide whether to keep it on the kids’ menu… or toss it in the fryer with Mondo Burger’s ethics.

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    59 mins
  • 48. The Goonies

    48. The Goonies
    Jul 14 2025
    1985's The Goonies. This week we’re diving into The Goonies—that beloved treasure hunt where children evade felons, booby traps, and adult supervision like it’s an Olympic sport. But does this 80s classic still sparkle like One-Eyed Willy’s jewels, or is it just a messy map of fat jokes, yelling, and questionable parenting? Join us as we truffle shuffle our way through nostalgia, peril, and at least one unnecessary Rube Goldberg machine.

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    58 mins