What a doozy we have in store for you this episode! The Bestiez meet up to chat about their Christmas and New Years holiday. How would you feel if your boss got you a chin hair remover as a gift? Meghan tells us how she really feels about it. We also see her shift into embracing her imminent divorce as she hones in on what her next steps are. Poor Kyley is still sick and we lose Crystal when she loses her pen. When she returns, she makes sure we know that she knows all the bad words. April tells us that Silo loves going to Aunt Nikki's house in KC and that they are all learning Spanish to talk to Cousin Ed. SHITTERS FULL!! Crystal confesses her secret to the Fireball Glazed Snickerdoodles that Cody loves so much and Meghan doesn't even care - she wants them! Kyley reminds us how much fun we had conspiring with our cousins to spend the night with Grandma and Grandpa when we were younger. She also tells us about her terrifying bike ride home from her NYE outings in downtown Denver. The episode rounds out with everything from moon landing conspiracies to advice on how to cook a steak. The Bestiez share the awesome documentaries they've watched, but April needs to call it quits. She just can't take it anymore. The show ends with the girls giving their teenage selves advice. Damn - why couldn't they have had fairy god mothers 30 years ago? They'd ALL be rich now!