This is part 2 of a two-part recap

Pool time on Southern Charm. Craig throws a party without a woman’s touch, which leads to a bunch of leaky noodles and people going home early. Venita exploits someone’s vagina, and Molly lets Salley have it. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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This is part one of a two-part recap!

Pool time on Southern Charm. Craig throws a party without a woman’s touch, which leads to a bunch of leaky noodles and people going home early. Venita exploits someone’s vagina, and Molly lets Salley have it. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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This is part 2 of a two-part recap

Vanderpump Rules is all about the gang’s first pool party where Venus loses his shit and attacks some girl and Natalie and Marcus get revenge by outing all of the trash he’s been talking. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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This is part one of a two-part recap!

Vanderpump Rules is all about the gang’s first pool party where Venus loses his shit and attacks some girl and Natalie and Marcus get revenge by outing all of the trash he’s been talking. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are still in Greece, and this time Meredith breaks down over not being able to speak to toddler Brooksie and Angie flips over a trademark. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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We absolutely CANNOT believe that Joe stepped out on V the first chance he had! Below Deck Mediterranean has us shaking our heads but also patting our backs for seeing this coming a mile away. Plus, a cliffhanger twist! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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This week on Crappy Hour, we have the honor of laughing with the incomparable Alison Roman (Instagram: @alisoneroman)! We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Contessa throws herself a party on Married To Medicine, and then gets mad when Brandi’s husband pays for dinner. And on an episode about opening the wallet, Dr. Simone’s kids learn the hard way what happens when they ask for too much. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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