On the run from tourists in Thailand, I visit often-overlooked Wang Nam Khiao. Then the most tourist-filled street in Thailand for great noodles and shit comedy. On a mission to visit 100 countries, happily stuck on 95.

Exploring the world’s biggest religious site, an island of coconut palms and beaches, and getting chased by angry dogs. Again. On a mission to visit 100 countries, happily stuck on 95.

Silicon chips, law-abiding people, cartoon cat warning signs, stinky tofu and chanting in temples. Also: I get my beer stolen by someone on the run from the police.

Part two and we finally hit a beach. We meet a one-legged bar owner from England and his Filipino wife. We learn about Filipino culture, corruption and criminality. Lots of the other C-words too.

A weekend in Ireland. A boy throws up on a car. A man drinks Guinness while telling a story. A good Irish friend admits he finds Irish people ugly.