This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the wild, weird, and surprisingly hilarious side of Valentine’s Day.

Forget the roses and chocolate — we’re talking about the real stories behind February 14th. From the shocking origins of Saint Valentine to bizarre historical love traditions that would never survive modern HR departments, this episode uncovers the craziest Valentine’s Day facts you’ve probably never heard.

Then we travel overseas to Japan, where Valentine’s Day culture flips the script. From women buying chocolate for coworkers to the booming market of high-tech “romance dolls,” we explore how modern relationships, loneliness trends, and consumer culture collide in one of the most fascinating Valentine’s Day traditions in the world.

And because not everyone wants candlelight dinners and awkward date nights, we also break down creative and fun Valentine’s Day ideas for kids — classroom activities, family games, DIY crafts, and ways to make the holiday about more than romance.

It’s funny. It’s a little uncomfortable. It’s cultural chaos with heart.

If you’ve ever wondered:

• Where did Valentine’s Day actually come from?
• Why is Japan’s Valentine’s Day so different?
• What are some family-friendly Valentine’s Day activities?

This episode has it all — classic Morning Crankers style.

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