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V'Ger Please!

V'Ger Please!

By: Joseph and Peter
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 Join two sarcastic Trek nerds on an episode-by-episode journey through the Star Trek universe. Art
Episodes
  • Are You There Prophets? It's Me, Quark. (DS9 S3 : E16 "Prophet Motive")

    Are You There Prophets? It's Me, Quark. (DS9 S3 : E16 "Prophet Motive")
    Nov 6 2025

    The galaxy's most legendary bartender decides to cold call the space gods as we review "Prophet Motive." After Zek shows up filled with all the wrong kings of Martin Luther energy, Quark and Rom have to figure out how to get orthadoxy settled back into position. You might think this one is bad, but hey, can any episode where Quark is this shamelessly working his magic is without value?
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    58 mins
  • Don't Put The Hell Box In Your Mouth (Hellraiser Movie Review)

    Don't Put The Hell Box In Your Mouth (Hellraiser Movie Review)
    Oct 30 2025

    If you know us, then you know we could never resist reviewing a movie starring Andrew Robinson and making deals with demons! Happy Haloween from your hosts, and please enjoy this review of the 80's horror classic "Hellraiser", featuring mild mannered Garak and plenty of stories from your hosts explaining the LARP world and being the Infernal Fun Police.

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Messiah Complexity (DS9 S3 : E15 "Destiny")

    Messiah Complexity (DS9 S3 : E15 "Destiny")
    Oct 9 2025

    That whole bit about Ben Sisko accidentaly becoming Space Jesus comes back around as we get a flavor of the divine in "Destiny". They manage to thread the needle as both Joseph AND Peter walk away happy with a spiritual focused episode while Siko and Kira navigate prophecy. Meanwhile. O'Brian once again lines up a 90's hottie without even trying.

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    1 hr and 11 mins
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