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Utter Football Nonsense

Utter Football Nonsense

By: Andrew Beharie Michael Hope Dennis Mutie Ciaran Myers
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Welcome to Utter Football Nonsense, home to Football’s stupidest podcast! Every week, Andrew, Ciaran, Dennis and Michael go over the weekend’s wackiest moments, from VAR drama in the Premier League to hilarious interactions in Non-League, with sprinkles of European action included! Full episodes uploaded on YouTube, Spotify and Apple Music every week, with smaller clips posted on X, Instagram and TikTok!

Andrew Beharie, Michael Hope, Dennis Mutie, Ciaran Myers 2026 Football (Soccer)
Episodes
  • Chelsea's pre-match huddle backfires, and Michael crashes out over "Mickey Mouse" Cup

    Chelsea's pre-match huddle backfires, and Michael crashes out over "Mickey Mouse" Cup
    Mar 18 2026

    This week sees the boys discuss the backlash over Chelsea's pre-match huddle before their 1-0 home defeat to Newcastle United, while Michael crashes out at Ciaran's take on the "Mickey Mouse" Cup Final. We also discuss Tottenham Hotspur (again), silly red cards, chaos in the stands and stadium admin errors, while also continuing our favourite segment: Sense or Nonsense?
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • VAR needs SCRAPPED, Sense or Nonsense debut and Old Firm the best derby in Britain?

    VAR needs SCRAPPED, Sense or Nonsense debut and Old Firm the best derby in Britain?
    Mar 11 2026

    This week, the boys discuss VAR controversy in Germany and whether the system needs to be scrapped all together, beef in the media between Mikel Arteta and Fabian Hurzeler, groundhopping, Felipe Luis' controversial sacking, the Old Firm and whether it is the best derby in the country, as well as rating some of your hot takes in our new segment: Sense or Nonsense?
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    1 hr and 20 mins
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