Episodes

  • #012 | Real Life Butthole Surfers!
    Aug 5 2026

    Finn the Cat sells us on Bishin' Bisheno, Tasmania, Miss Maiden educates the world about the hot new way to get out of work, and DJ Mike interviews one of the ocean's many butthole surfers!

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    Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
    Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
    Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
    Audio produced by Jack Wolff
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    44 mins
  • #011 | Sony Rep's & Bush Turkey Bill
    Jul 22 2026

    Finn the Cat introduces a new guest in a very important PSA, DJ Mike and Miss Maiden speak to a Sony representative about games becoming digital only, and Miss Maiden reveals much about concert diapers and Corey Feldman's aversion to Hollywood cults.

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    Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
    Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
    Audio produced by Jack Wolff
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    35 mins
  • #010 | Punk Turtles & Penguin Turd Turrets
    Jul 8 2026

    Miss Maiden honors the late Oliver Tree with a dedicated Music News, while a protected rebel turtle and a drunk seagull stick it to the man! Mike educates us on the bowel habits of the penguin, which covers more land than you'd think!

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    Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
    Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
    Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
    Audio produced by Jack Wolff
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    47 mins
  • #009 | Code Brown & The Crew's Music News
    Jun 24 2026

    Miss Maiden dives into the deep end of a pool problem that costs thousands, while DJ Mike brings on some of our favorite guests to help out with this week's Music News!

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    Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
    Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
    Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
    Audio produced by Jack Wolff
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    39 mins
  • #008 | Hippo Habits & Chart Topping Drama
    Jun 10 2026

    Miss Maiden recounts stories of Coolio's failed stage dive and a singer's dispute over one of the largest commercialized songs in modern history. DJ Mike teaches about hippos, and brings on a surprise "guest" to sing us a song!

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    Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden

    Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden

    Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff

    Audio produced by Jack Wolff

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    38 mins
  • #007 | Crotch Cobbling & Serial Rat Killers
    May 27 2026

    Fear the Serial Rat Killer, and a guy named Seth! Miss Maiden's perseverance in Crotch Cobbling isn't very fruitful (heh, get it? FRUITful?), and a special guest has something to say about the next dumb cinema gimmick.

    Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden

    Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden

    Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff

    Audio produced by Jack Wolff

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    40 mins
  • #006 | Dung Beetles, Drop Toilets, & Seagull Competitions!
    May 13 2026

    Your hosts got a little carried away with poo related topics this week, talking about drop toilet (outhouse) disasters and dung beetles. However, a few fans of the podcast tried their hand at this year's Seagull Call Competition!

    Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden

    Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden

    Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff

    Audio produced by Jack Wolff

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    43 mins
  • #005 | Jealousy and a Mountain Lion?!?
    Apr 30 2026

    A Mountain Lion mishap shames a poor kitty eating lunch, while Mike tries to figure out why his friends' girlfriends hate him. Miss Maiden rehashes her battle with AI in the form at AI music.

    Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden

    Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden

    Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff

    Audio produced by Jack Wolff

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    46 mins