Rebecca and Marilyn are back with their unique take on the Premier League’s second weekend!

⚽ Liverpool’s 16-year-old debutant wins it in the 100th minute at Newcastle

⚽ Spurs shock Manchester City at the Etihad

⚽ Chelsea hammer West Ham five-one

⚽ Arsenal flying high with a five-nil win over Leeds

⚽ Everton christen their new stadium with a win

⚽ United’s £250m attack still misfiring at Fulham

All served with plenty of silly stories, snack-based disasters, and the return of Statisha — our AI prediction oracle.

Funny, accessible, and jargon-free football chat — Two Left Feet is football done differently.

⚽ Premier League is BACK! ⚽

Rebecca and Marilyn kick off the new season of Two Left Feet with their take on the opening weekend:

✅ Liverpool’s emotional night at Anfield

✅ Sunderland’s flying Premier League comeback

✅ Arsenal edging past Manchester United

✅ City running riot at Wolves

✅ Chelsea & United’s £200m strikers misfiring

✅ Nottingham Forest on fire with Chris Wood

All served with jokes about runaway trolleys, curry-flavoured banana bread, and everything in between.

⚽ Two Left Feet is back! ⚽

Rebecca and Marilyn return with a season preview full of laughs, surprises, and the kind of football analysis you won’t hear anywhere else.

✅ England’s Lionesses pull off another Euro triumph

✅ Chelsea’s storm-soaked Club World Cup win, and a cameo from a certain foam-finger-waving gatecrasher

✅ Transfer window madness

✅ Rival seagull gangs and queue-shaped calves (yes, really)

Plus — our AI football guru returns to predict the new season… what could possibly go wrong?

Listen now for football chat that’s fun, friendly, and completely free of confusing jargon.

🎧 Listen to the Two Left Feet Season Preview Special now — wherever you get your podcasts.

🎙️⚽ The Final Whistle Is Here! ⚽🎙️

This week on Two Left Feet, Marilyn and Rebecca wrap up the most chaotic, confusing, and comedically catastrophic football season in style — with all the silliness and sideways logic you've come to expect.

📺 In this final episode of the season:

🏆 A full Gameweek 38 review: Who won the last Champions League places? Did Newcastle wobble? Did Spurs really have an "outstanding" season?

🧠 AI's final prediction review: The robot had one eye on a sunlounger and guessed like a pundit with one flip-flop on.

🎟️ Plus a look at Arsenal women's incredible Lisbon success, the playoff weekend and European finals — with more tension than a suitcase zip on a budget airline.

💥 And it’s all lovingly brought to you by this week's sponsor: Phil’s Reversible Flip-Flops — “For when your summer holiday goes both ways!”

Don’t miss it — the football might be over, but the laughs aren’t.

📣 Two Left Feet — Final episode of the season. Available now wherever you get your pods, videos or vaguely chaotic football wisdom. ⚽🎧

⚽ Two Left Feet – The Eagles Have Landed

The title’s sorted — but the rest? Utter chaos.

This week, Rebecca and Marilyn dive headfirst into the top-five scrap as the race for Europe goes right to the wire. City climb back into third and lead the race for the Champions League places, while Newcastle, Chelsea, Villa, and Forest all line up for one final push.

We also cover:

🏆 Crystal Palace’s first-ever major trophy — with Dean Henderson playing like he’s been possessed by a brick wall.

🔁 Trent Alexander-Arnold to Real Madrid — it’s official, and it could get him to the Club World Cup early

🤖 Our AI’s prediction review — 7 correct outcomes, 1 perfect score — and its final say on who finishes where

It’s the penultimate show of the season — and we’re still not quite sure how the offside rule works.

⚽🎙️ COMING UP ON THIS WEEK'S TWO LEFT FEET! 🎙️⚽

Grab your whistle and a half-deflated beach ball—Two Left Feet is back and wobblier than ever!

🎯 The Champions League race has gone full soap opera, and your hosts Marilyn and Rebecca are here to break down all the drama, tension, and tactical chaos—without accidentally using the offside rule as a yoga pose again.

🛑 From Man City’s banana skin at Southampton to Newcastle’s charge for second, we’ve got every twist, goal, and managerial expression of existential dread covered.

🎮 Our resident AI checks in with its prediction review, still reeling from only getting two right last week but boldly (and somewhat smugly) predicting the weekend ahead.

🎢 Plus, we look back at the European action for the English teams looking to make it into finals, and if Man United and Spurs could put off total humiliation for a while, or if one of them can earn themselves the most undeserved opportunity in football history! .

It’s football fun for fans, part-timers, and anyone who’s ever mistaken a linesman for someone helping with parking.

📅 Out Friday – wherever you get your pods!

Marilyn and Rebecca are back with another gloriously daft episode of Two Left Feet! This week:

• A chaotic Premier League weekend is unpicked, with the race for the top five turning into the most dramatic pile-up since someone tried to parallel park a double-decker.
• A look back at the final day of the Football League season: from last-gasp winners to wild pitch invasions, it’s pure lower league magic.
• AI returns to review its wobbly prediction form, and offers a fresh batch of forecasts for the upcoming weekend… with all the confidence of a weather app in a thunderstorm.

Grab a cuppa, brace for nonsense, and settle in for another round of football, foolishness and firm but fair chaos.

🎙️ This Week on the Pod! 🧠⚽️

We’ve got goals, glory, and giggles galore as the Premier League closes in on its chaotic crescendo! On this week’s episode:

🏆 Liverpool stroll to title number 20 — Arne Slot casually rewrites history with fewer stumbles than a toddler in moon boots.

📉 The Bottom Three drop like soggy tea bags — we unpack just how far they’ve fallen (spoiler: it’s deep).

🤖 Prediction Review — Our AI’s hot streak continues! Could you get rich following its form? (No. Don’t.)

🧠 Football for Dummies — Marilyn and Rebecca are brought up to speed on all the end-of-season madness: Arsenal Women flourish, Wrexham's fairy tale rolls on and more twists than a bag of fusilli in the Championship ahead of its final weekend.

😂 AI Joke Machine™ — Liverpool’s title cakewalk and the relegation trampoline get the punchline treatment.

And as always, it's powered by this week’s fake sponsor: VARcissist Mirrors™ — “We only reflect what we think we saw.”

🎧 Listen wherever you get your podcasts!