• The Stadium of Delight
    Dec 5 2025

    Marilyn and Rebecca, fully committed to another round of Premier League chaos. This week, they dive into a wild set of weekend results — from late drama at the Etihad to Sunderland’s incredible home comeback — all sprinkled with their trademark silliness and non-football tangents.

    With a rare double feature for our resident AI predictor, Statisha reviews how her weekend and midweek predictions fared (spoiler: she’s blaming “human unpredictability” again) before unveiling her fresh picks for the upcoming fixtures. No long intros, no tactical jargon — just fun, football, and a few festive mishaps.

    Expect laughter, questionable logic, VAR moaning, and a surprising amount of Christmas-related nonsense… or as we call it: a normal episode of Two Left Feet.

    Key Themes:

    • Weekend breakdown

    • Statisha’s prediction review and fresh picks

    • Festive chaos and studio silliness

    • Accessible, light-hearted football chat


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    23 mins
  • Champions in Freefall
    Nov 28 2025

    Marilyn and Rebecca are back — slightly disorganised, definitely over-caffeinated, and trying their best to remember how microphones work after two weeks off. The Premier League returned with a bang, and so did the chaos.

    From Forest stunning Liverpool at Anfield to Arsenal dismantling Spurs in a one-sided derby, the weekend delivered drama in bulk. There’s laughter, confusion, and a few questionable tangents as the duo work their way through every twist of Gameweek Twelve.

    And yes — Statisha is back too, armed with a fresh batch of predictions after her international break “recalibration”. Whether that calibration worked remains… unclear. She reviews her Gameweek Eleven performance before unveiling her next set of fearless (and probably doomed) predictions.

    Expect silliness, football, side-tracked conversations, and at least one moment where someone forgets the scoreline mid-sentence.

    Key Themes:

    • Gameweek 12 review

    • Rebecca and Marilyn’s long-break mischief

    • How AI handles football predictions

    • Chaos, VAR confusion, and surprise results

    • Silly studio stories and warm humour throughout

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    11 mins
  • The Cauldron In Sunderland
    Nov 13 2025

    Marilyn and Rebecca are back — dizzy, mildly caffeinated, and ready to unpack another weekend of Premier League mayhem. From Sunderland’s last-gasp equaliser against Arsenal to Liverpool’s latest stumble at City, the chaos just keeps on coming.

    There’s laughter, light-hearted moaning about VAR, and a healthy dose of nonsense as our duo hand over to Statisha, the station’s resident AI football predictor, to review her less-than-stellar results from Gameweek 10. With the international break now upon us, the predictions are on pause — giving Marilyn, Rebecca, and the teapot a much-needed rest.

    Expect fun, football, and the occasional chair-related injury.

    Key Themes:

    • Gameweek 11 review
    • How AI handles football predictions
    • VAR disasters and surprise results
    • Light-hearted banter, laughter, and chaos
    • International break silliness
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    14 mins
  • Wolves, Wires & Wobbly Chairs
    Nov 5 2025

    The Premier League’s back, and so are Rebecca and Marilyn — this time with tangled microphone leads, rebellious teapots, and another full round of football mayhem.

    In this week’s episode:

    • Fulham cruise while Wolves crumble (again).
    • Arsenal stay calm at the top.
    • Liverpool finally remember how to win.
    • Sunderland keep dreaming big.
    • And the AI oracle Statisha returns to review her latest “close enough” predictions before bravely tackling the next round of fixtures.

    It’s the funniest football show you’ll hear this week — no jargon, no over analysis, just pure chaos, caffeine, and chair-based cardio.

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    17 mins
  • Spinnovation, Mug Rebellions & Football Mayhem
    Oct 30 2025

    Rebecca and Marilyn are back in the studio — one slightly dizzy, the other still being heckled by the teapot — for another hilarious round of Two Left Feet!

    This week, Rebecca unveils her new fitness craze Chair Gym 2.0: Spinnovation (“optimism, regret, and questionable balance”), while Marilyn’s attempt to colour-code the mugs ends in mutiny. Between the spinning chairs and coffee machine chaos, the pair somehow manage to unpack all the Premier League drama — from Brentford’s shock win over Liverpool to Sunderland’s stunning late strike at Stamford Bridge.

    Plus, Statisha the AI is back with her latest round of predictions, trying once again to prove that artificial intelligence can actually understand football. (Spoiler: still debatable.)

    Expect:

    ⚽ Premier League madness retold with laughter

    🤖 AI predictions from Statisha

    ☕ Mug rebellions and studio mishaps

    😂 Warm, accessible, inclusive fun — football without the jargon

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    15 mins
  • Harry Maguire, Haunted Coffee & the Return of Chaos
    Oct 22 2025

    Rebecca and Marilyn are back from the international break — and so is the Premier League madness!

    This week, the Two Left Feet duo tackle everything from Liverpool’s shock defeat and Arsenal’s title charge to Harry Maguire’s unexpected heroics. There’s also a caffeine crisis, a sacked manager before tea time, and a six-goal thriller that left everyone needing a lie down.

    Meanwhile, Statisha’s back with her AI prediction review and fresh picks for the next round — proving once again that data, luck, and pure nonsense can all exist in perfect harmony.

    It’s silly, it’s sharp, and it’s exactly what football needs after the international break.

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    17 mins
  • Storms, Surprises and Spinning Chairs
    Oct 8 2025

    Rebecca and Marilyn are back — slightly dizzy but full of laughs — after a weekend of wild weather, late goals, and even later drama!

    From Liverpool’s shock defeat to Palace’s last-minute winner, to Arsenal’s rise back to the top, the duo bring their usual mix of humour, chaos and clear-as-mud analysis.

    Meanwhile, Statisha reviews another round of AI predictions with surprising results — proving once again that even artificial intelligence can’t make sense of the Premier League.

    With no show next week for the international break, this episode also shines a light on World Mental Health Day, reminding us all not to take life (or football) too seriously.

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    14 mins
  • The Archangel Gabriel
    Oct 2 2025

    Late goals, shock defeats, and finally an Aston Villa win! ⚽🎉

    Rebecca & Marilyn are back with Two Left Feet to chat:

    ✅ Liverpool stunned by Palace in the 97th minute

    ✅ Brentford buzzing past United

    ✅ Arsenal’s late show at Newcastle

    ✅ Wolves get their first point

    ✅ Villa finally win a game

    ✅ Sunderland shining on the road

    PLUS: Statisha returns with her AI predictions — will she get it right this week?

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    15 mins