Episodes

  • Jihaist, Shariah Law Invoking Muslim is NY Mayor, Tucker Carlson Is Fringe And Needs to Go, Scariest Movies Ever

    Jihaist, Shariah Law Invoking Muslim is NY Mayor, Tucker Carlson Is Fringe And Needs to Go, Scariest Movies Ever
    Nov 7 2025

    In this episode we examine the California "woman" with a large "dick" who inflitrates Gold's Gym locker rooms. We examine the NYC mayor election and talk about how evil Mamdani is and how stupid voters are. We dive into the Tucker Carlson debacle of interviewing Nick Fuentes, and how Tucker no longer belongs with the conservative family. We share our scariest horror movies ever, and Koop rants about COVID 19 vaccines, and the effects on his health.

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    Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

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    2 hrs and 40 mins
  • AOC Loses Her....Whatever She Has, Riley Gaines, Zohran Mamdani Really Sucks, Government Shutdown

    AOC Loses Her....Whatever She Has, Riley Gaines, Zohran Mamdani Really Sucks, Government Shutdown
    Oct 31 2025

    WHOSE FAULT IS IT? I'M NOT ASKING AGAIN! :) We discuss AOC's insanity, AOC vs. Riley Gaines, Mamdani is an evil twink, Party Approval Ratings, and give some perspective on the government shutdown.

    #aoc #rileygaines #SNAP #donaldtrump #trump #Mamdani #NYC #republican #democrat

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    Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

    Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on all podcast outlets. Please rate us!

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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • No Kings Protest is a Bust, New York City Mayor Debate, Why Lefties Are Insane

    No Kings Protest is a Bust, New York City Mayor Debate, Why Lefties Are Insane
    Oct 24 2025

    You can find Tom McDonald's YouTube channel here:

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCElGBUWDCa05jRzc2PfmGqQ



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    Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

    Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on all podcast outlets. Please rate us!

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • How Trans Are You? Reality Bites. More Leftist Nonsense. Isreali Hostages Released.

    How Trans Are You? Reality Bites. More Leftist Nonsense. Isreali Hostages Released.
    Oct 17 2025

    Those identifying as anything other than heterosexual plummets in two years. Israel hostages return; Trump Triumphs, though the left refuses to give him credit. Lots more, hot movie talk, and a bonus Norm McDonald tells a fantastic long form joke.

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    Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

    Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on all podcast outlets. Please rate us!

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Nobel Prize for Trump? AOC is a Hater, CA Gov Candidate Shows True Colors,

    Nobel Prize for Trump? AOC is a Hater, CA Gov Candidate Shows True Colors,
    Oct 10 2025

    A couple of must see videos! Go watch on YouTube as well. We dissect AOC's short shaming comments, Katie Porter, Cali Governor candidate and Dolores Umbridge stand in craps the bed in interview and reveals her evil side on camera. Trump triumphs in history changing peace agreement in Israel vs. Hamas war.


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    Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

    Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on all podcast outlets. Please rate us!

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    1 hr and 52 mins
  • Rest in Peace Charlie Kirk

    Rest in Peace Charlie Kirk
    Sep 12 2025

    That's all. #charliekirk

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    Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

    Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on all podcast outlets. Please rate us!

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • TRUMP! Flexes on Putin, Fed Takeover of DC, Are Dems Stupid, Insane, or Evil?, The Immigrant Agenda

    TRUMP! Flexes on Putin, Fed Takeover of DC, Are Dems Stupid, Insane, or Evil?, The Immigrant Agenda
    Aug 16 2025

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    Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

    Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on all podcast outlets. Please rate us!

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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • Review of Happy Gilmore 2, Sidney Sweeney, Dems Flee Texas!

    Review of Happy Gilmore 2, Sidney Sweeney, Dems Flee Texas!
    Aug 8 2025

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    Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

    Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on all podcast outlets. Please rate us!

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    57 mins