Episodes

  • Celery vs. English People
    May 11 2025

    A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

    This week: Celery vs. English People

    We learn:

    • Elton made this episode with AI while Gertie and Glen were out of the country
    • We get a glimpse into how Elton wished our show worked
    • There are celery cults

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    21 mins
  • Guinness World Records vs. Kids Smoking Cigarettes
    Apr 20 2025
    Episode Notes

    A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

    This week: Guinness World Records vs. Kids Smoking Cigarettes

    We learn:

    • Everyone on the episode LOVES smoking
    • You can keep Big Mac’s in a car for days and they’re still good
    • Elton won only because of a technicality

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    57 mins
  • Costco vs. ‘Slaughterhouse-Five’
    Apr 11 2025
    Episode Notes

    We learn:

    • People used to get into wet slap-fights
    • We’re going to trademark a prolapsed anus on a shirt
    • You CAN make fun of mimes

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    1 hr and 12 mins