Episodes

  • Coming to you from Sri Lanka!
    Dec 18 2025

    Theo is on his travels and, despite a croaky voice and dodgy microphone, manages to tackle a crossword mid-wedding celebrations in Colombo. Rob meanwhile has returned to Montreal, where the temperatures are far from equatorial.


    Play along:

    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17350


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    35 mins
  • Rob's back in Nepal, and Theo's preparing for his own adventures
    Dec 5 2025

    Rob has returned to the Himalayan foothills for work purposes (international development or spying, you decide...), while Theo is contemplating a long haul trip of his own. They also ponder the passing of Tom Stoppard, Spotify's AI-authored spoilers and their combined career malaise. But, more importantly, will the jetsetting duo manage to crack the crossword?


    Play along:

    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17341


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    55 mins
  • How can we shield ourselves from enshittification?
    Nov 28 2025

    Theo and Rob muse the theme of 'enshittification' and whether our culture is doomed to become an AI-infested swamp forever more (a theme that regular listeners will know they are fond of), and what we can do about it. They also tackle an especially fiendish crossword.


    Play along:

    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17334


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    The Guardian podcast referenced:

    https://www.theguardian.com/news/audio/2025/nov/24/enshittification-how-we-got-the-internet-no-one-asked-for-podcast

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    53 mins
  • Should we insure our pets, lives and laptops?
    Nov 21 2025

    Rob and Theo get into some juicy insurance-based chat in the wake of the latter's latest technical problem. They also discuss topics ranging in scope from tinnitus to Hitler's allegedly small appendage. But, most importantly, can they also further their crosswording lead for the series? There's only one way to find out.


    Play along:

    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17328


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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Rob has a dog! But is it any good at crosswords?
    Nov 13 2025

    Rob introduces Theo (and Zeus) to his new furry companion, a shih-poo named Snoopy. Which prompts them to ponder whether the podcast should henceforth be called Shih-Tzu across... They also have a crossword to tackle, of course, which is another one of those with a twist in the tail.


    Play along:

    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17321


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    1 hr
  • Can failure be glorious? Philosophising a crushing defeat
    Nov 8 2025

    Rob and Theo discuss the loss of the Blue Jays to the LA Dodgers in baseball, and what it tells us about the nature of failure. They also contemplate themes ranging from ice cream to careers, whilst trying to continue their crossword winning streak.


    Play along:

    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17317


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    1 hr and 1 min
  • What can we learn from sailing, sumo wrestling and cicadas?
    Oct 23 2025

    With Rob back on terra canadia, the guys catch up on their respective weeks, which have encompassed sailing, sumo wrestling, and trying to work out how to have a 'growth mindset'. They also tackle a crossword in a bid to extend their frankly embarrassingly handsome lead.


    Play along:

    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17303


    Contact us:

    twoacrosspod@gmail.com


    Some highlights of sumo at the Royal Albert Hall:

    https://www.royalalberthall.com/about-the-hall/news/the-grand-sumo-tournament-in-pictures


    Enjoy the spectacle of periodical cicadas (narrated by Sir David Attenborough):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWr8fzUz-Yw

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    55 mins