Episodes

  • What can we learn from sailing, sumo wrestling and cicadas?
    Oct 23 2025

    With Rob back on terra canadia, the guys catch up on their respective weeks, which have encompassed sailing, sumo wrestling, and trying to work out how to have a 'growth mindset'. They also tackle a crossword in a bid to extend their frankly embarrassingly handsome lead.


    Play along:

    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17303


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    Some highlights of sumo at the Royal Albert Hall:

    https://www.royalalberthall.com/about-the-hall/news/the-grand-sumo-tournament-in-pictures


    Enjoy the spectacle of periodical cicadas (narrated by Sir David Attenborough):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWr8fzUz-Yw

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    55 mins
  • Rob's on a boat, while Theo's still landlocked
    Oct 15 2025

    In his latest roving report, Rob is in Guadelope enjoying some time on his father-in-law's boat*. Will this week's crossword prove plain sailing, or leave them all at sea?


    *with apologies for occasional wind noise


    Play along:

    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17297


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    33 mins
  • Does Tilly Norwood mean we should all become carpenters?
    Oct 10 2025

    Theo and Rob discuss the implications of AI generated performer Tilly Norwood, and what she could herald for the future of human-generated creativity (among many other topics). They also tackle a crossword, which has a particularly sharp twist at the end...


    Incidentally, we are trying out a new headline format, so do not adjust your set.


    Play along:

    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17292


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    1 hr
  • Cinema, Apple, Priorities
    Oct 3 2025

    Theo and Rob reunite in the wake of their recent successes to try and keep their winning streak going. They also discuss myriad topics ranging from a renowned Canadian cinema/cat museum (see links below) to the Ryder Cup, apple varieties and celebrities congratulating themselves for putting their family life first.


    Play along:

    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17285


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    twoacrosspod@gmail.com


    The Highlands Cinema/documentary:

    https://www.highlandscinemas.com/gallery/

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oSJuWVYmT8o


    Theo's wine-tasting cinema:

    https://www.aucklandnz.com/explore/matakana-cinemas



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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Thermostat, Sandwich, Racket
    Sep 26 2025

    Theo is feeling the chill of autumn while Rob is turning his focus to the hockey season. They also speculate on the true story behind the creation of the sandwich, and returning again to 'shame corner', Theo shares a tale of sporting embarrassment. But can they at least salvage some dignity by triumphing over the crossword setter?


    Play along:

    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17280


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    1 hr
  • Work, Boiler, Haystacks
    Sep 19 2025

    Theo and Rob reflect on the varying anxieties, stresses and occasional joys of the freelance life, alongside other topics including transatlantic differences in the nomenclature of heating applicances, and the 1990s wrestler Giant Haystacks. They also attempt to make up for their disappointing season opening crossword defeat last time out.


    Play along:

    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17276


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    59 mins
  • Return, Terrier, Bunsen
    Sep 12 2025

    The boys are back for season three – and they’re kicking things off with a big announcement. Also, a bit of chat about dog breeds, some wild speculation on the life of the Bunsen burner’s inventor, and a debate on the virtues of slow sports. And, of course, there’s the small matter of a crossword to complete. Can they start the season with a win? There's only one way to find out.


    Play along:

    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17267


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    1 hr
  • Finale, Kith, Maundy
    Jul 22 2025

    In what could be the final episode of season two, Rob and Theo discuss the stresses of summer holidays, the existential angst of a prominent golfer, and which Churchill quote is perfect for the last day of term. Can they prevail over this week's crossword to bring the season to a close? There's only one way to find out...


    Play along:

    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17221


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    twoacrosspod@gmail.com


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    52 mins