Episodes

  • The Holden Bachelor - Ep 2 | Listeners With Their Hands Up Chickens' Bums | What Happened At Schoolies

    The Holden Bachelor - Ep 2 | Listeners With Their Hands Up Chickens' Bums | What Happened At Schoolies
    Oct 30 2025

    Presenting the second episode of The Holden Bachelor | Hilarious audio of listeners with their hands up chickens' bums with The Golden Bachelor's Handbag | What happened at Schoolies?

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    31 mins
  • Parent Giving Their Kids Stupid Names | The Valley Just Got Even More Scary At Night | Shoving a XXXX Up A Chicken's Clacker

    Parent Giving Their Kids Stupid Names | The Valley Just Got Even More Scary At Night | Shoving a XXXX Up A Chicken's Clacker
    Oct 29 2025

    Hear some absolutely ridiculous names that parents have named their kids | Marto reveals that The Valley has become even more sketchy | Triple M's Golden Bachelor's Handbag - we test shoving a can of XXXX up a chicken's bum

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    30 mins
  • Marto Gets Busted Using Siri | The Golden Bachelor Baulks | Walking Around In Your Undies | Joey Johns

    Marto Gets Busted Using Siri | The Golden Bachelor Baulks | Walking Around In Your Undies | Joey Johns
    Oct 28 2025

    Our secret microphones have uncovered Marto playing around with Siri | The Golden Bachelor - Bear - baulks at a risqué question from Marto | Walking around in your undies in public | Matty Johns spills news on his brother Joey

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    32 mins
  • Hear The Caller We Couldn't Put To Air | The Golden Bachelor's....Handbag | Reyno May Retire Today

    Hear The Caller We Couldn't Put To Air | The Golden Bachelor's....Handbag | Reyno May Retire Today
    Oct 27 2025

    Hear the caller we had this morning that we couldn't put to air!!! | We Introduce: The Golden Bachelor's Handbag. Yes, It involves chicken and beer | Rumours around Brissie that Adam Reynolds may announce his retirement today

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    29 mins
  • Marto Reflects On His Battle With Stage Four Melanoma

    Marto Reflects On His Battle With Stage Four Melanoma
    Oct 27 2025

    It's getting to that time of year where we're really feeling the heat here in Queensland. Marto reminds us just how important it is to get your skin checked, sharing his stage four melanoma story.

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    4 mins
  • The Smelliest Smell | The Block Fiasco | GC 500 Winner Chaz Mostert | Is Piastri Getting Robbed By McLaren

    The Smelliest Smell | The Block Fiasco | GC 500 Winner Chaz Mostert | Is Piastri Getting Robbed By McLaren
    Oct 26 2025

    We've found perhaps the all-time winner of Smelliest Smell You've Ever Smelt | The Block turns into a near-complete disaster | GC 500 Winner Chaz Mosert calls in | Why is Oscar Piastri's car suddenly much slower than Lando's? We smell a rat

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    27 mins
  • 1st Day F-Ups | The Dart Network | Tradie of the Year | Scott Cam | The Who's Who of the GC

    1st Day F-Ups | The Dart Network | Tradie of the Year | Scott Cam | The Who's Who of the GC
    Oct 23 2025

    We heard some awesome first day f-ups | Marto announces us as The Dart Network | Scott Cam derailed by us | The Who's Who tossers showing up at the GC500

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    29 mins
  • When Is Smoko | Jimmy Carr On Australia | Brisbane Icks | Getting Banned Because Of Your Kid

    When Is Smoko | Jimmy Carr On Australia | Brisbane Icks | Getting Banned Because Of Your Kid
    Oct 22 2025

    Marto has a strong opinion about Smoko | Jimmy Carr's hilarious take on Australia | What gives you the 'icks' about Brisbane | Getting banned because of your kid

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    32 mins