Episodes

  • Popeye the Slayer Man: A Spinach-Fueled Horror That’s Hard to Digest

    Popeye the Slayer Man: A Spinach-Fueled Horror That’s Hard to Digest
    May 19 2025
    Welcome back to another episode of Trees in Space! This week, your intrepid hosts Nate Hankson and Jason Smith take a deep (and hilarious) dive into the 2025 unrated horror thriller, Popeye the Sail Man—yes, you heard that right. Our hosts bravely subject themselves to an indie film where the world’s most famous spinach-chomping sailor gets a terrifying (and somewhat grotesque) horror makeover.Join Nate and Jason as they ponder important questions, like: Why is an abandoned spinach canning factory only shut down 20 years ago? Is eating canned spinach a legitimate superpower, or just a risky dietary choice? Why do so many random plot elements—including a busty realtor and a questionable abusive boyfriend—feel like they wandered into the wrong movie? And most importantly, can you really rip someone’s head off by their hair (spoiler: you can’t)?With plenty of laughs, genuine confusion, and a handful of surprisingly thoughtful critiques about lighting, acting, and practical effects, Nate and Jason guide you through all nine (or is it ten?) bodies in this bloody spinach-fest. Stick around for their favorite five-star and one-star audience reviews, some wild crossover movie ideas (Popeye vs. Pooh, anyone?), and their final verdicts—will this flick be the tree, the stump, or just trip over its own roots?If you’re ready for more tangents, brutal honesty, and a few gags about sausagey special effects, hit play on this week’s episode of Trees in Space!
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    27 mins
  • Should Your Surgeon Watch Ernest Goes to Camp? Our Lives Are in His Hands

    Should Your Surgeon Watch Ernest Goes to Camp? Our Lives Are in His Hands
    May 12 2025
    Welcome back to Trees in Space, the podcast where we boldly go where no reviewer has gone before—through every movie genre, fueled by fan opinions, questionable nostalgia, and our own hot takes. This week, hosts Jason and Nate plunge headfirst into the chaotic world of slapstick summer camps with the 1987 comedy classic "Ernest Goes to Camp," starring the one and only Jim Varney. Ever wondered what would happen if the Three Stooges all shared one body and became a well-meaning but utterly incompetent camp counselor? Spoiler alert: chaos, property damage, and questionable adult supervision abound. Join us as Jason and Nate dissect this “disasterpiece” of misfit mayhem, discuss the many stereotypes that flew under the radar in the '80s, debate whether turtles falling from the sky is a bad omen or just Monday morning, and try to figure out if sharp objects plus slapstick ever equals good life advice. Is "Ernest Goes to Camp" worthy of a mighty forest of cinematic greatness, or does it deserve to be chopped down to a lonely stump? Does it entertain the adults, or is it strictly a “put this on for your five-year-old grandkid” situation? And what’s with those recurring gags about ladders, braces, and suspiciously well-dressed delinquents? Buckle up—there’s plenty of heart, a fair bit of heroics, and a whole lot of Jim Varney getting into trouble. Plus, fan reviews, one-star zingers, and enough tangents to fill a canoe. Dive in and decide with us: is this a camp classic or just another lost marshmallow in the fire?
    00:00 Ernest Goes to Camp Review
    06:27 Kids' Impressive TP Build
    08:20 Unexpected Movie Enjoyment
    10:21 Grandfather's Intentions Uncertain
    14:59 "Quiet Racism Justification"
    20:24 "Revisiting 80s Comedy: Ernest"
    23:11 Movie Review Debate: Share Opinions Ernest Goes to Camp,

    Jim Varney, Three Stooges, slapstick comedy, 1980s movies, camp counselor, juvenile delinquents, Bad News Bears, movie review, Trees in Space podcast, movie ratings, Rotten Tomatoes, audience scores, camp setting, corporation takeover, kids' movies, movie stereotypes, representation in film, racial stereotypes, memorable movie quotes, movie gags, running jokes, vehicle scenes, Lyle Alzado, movie villains, nurse character, Native American character, emotional moments, five-star reviews, one-star reviews, camp pranks
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    25 mins
  • Weekend at Bernies

    Weekend at Bernies
    Apr 28 2025
    30 mins
  • Basketball: The Movie That Almost Made Us Vomit

    Basketball: The Movie That Almost Made Us Vomit
    Apr 21 2025
    n this episode of "Trees in Space," hosts Nate and Jason dive into a discussion about the 1999 rated R comedy movie "Basketball," created by the folks behind "South Park." Nate picked the movie on a whim as it popped up on his Roku Channel, reminiscing how he hasn't seen it since 1998.The conversation weaves through various memories and impressions of the film, highlighting the characters, plot mechanics, and some of the ridiculous elements the movie features. Jason shares his eye-rolling reaction upon Nate's suggestion to watch it, recalling how he found the movie pathetically stupid at first. However, as they dissect the movie, both hosts find a few enjoyable and funny moments despite the overall silliness.They touch on Ernest Borgnine’s character, who both found to be a standout role in the film, and how he nearly made Nate "throw up" with certain comedic bits. Jenny McCarthy’s brief appearance is also discussed, along with Yasmin Bleeth, who was a crush of Jason's back in ’98. Themes like ego-clash between best friends and the oddball humor of the film explore how sports and quirky storytelling intertwine.Their critique digs into the comedic timing, character development, and the flaws in logic within the film, leading to discussions about certain outrageous scenes, like the Rottweiler attack and the peculiar "Lazy Boy" ball. With a focus on slapstick humor and references to late '90s culture, the hosts appreciate how it acts as a time capsule showcasing juvenile yet, at times, entertaining comedy.The segment wraps with mixed reviews from both internet critics and Nate and Jason’s perspectives, highlighting different elements they enjoyed or disliked, like the weirdly likable skip of moments with Robert Stack on "Unsolved Mysteries" and the memorable yet cringe-worthy climax scenes.All in all, this discussion is a nostalgic romp through a movie that combines absurdity, humor, and fleeting charm, earning a rating of one tree and a stump from Nate and two trees from Jason. They encourage listeners to share their thoughts and own ratings in the comments section as well.
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    30 mins
  • Revisiting You're Cordilly Invited: A Rom-Com Breakdown

    Revisiting You're Cordilly Invited: A Rom-Com Breakdown
    Apr 14 2025
    In this episode of "Trees in Space," hosts Jason and Nate delve into the 2025 romantic comedy "You're Cordially Invited." They unravel the chaotic and comedic elements of the film, which features two weddings booked on the same day, leading to a series of unfortunate and hilarious events. With notable performances from stars like Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon, the hosts discuss their differing opinions on their performances and the film’s plot.Jason and Nate touch upon various aspects of the movie, including its storyline involving a collapsed dock, a kidnapped alligator, and a destroyed wedding cake. They highlight the film's ups and downs, discussing the characters, the comedic moments, and the development of relationships, such as the unexpected romance between Reese and Will’s characters. However, both hosts express their disappointment with the writing and direction of the film, feeling that it didn't live up to its potential.Throughout the podcast, Jason and Nate share their personal anecdotes and insights about wedding planning and family dynamics, adding a relatable touch to their critique. They humorously explore themes of parental intervention, generational differences, and the absurdity of certain plot twists.The episode concludes with Jason and Nate revealing their ratings for the movie – both giving it a tree and a stump, signifying that, while the film had some redeeming qualities, it ultimately fell flat. They encourage their listeners to share their thoughts and suggestions for future movie reviews, underscoring their dedication to providing entertaining and relatable content for their audience.
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    25 mins
  • Breaking Down the Humor and Heart of Kevin Smith's 4:30 Movie

    Breaking Down the Humor and Heart of Kevin Smith's 4:30 Movie
    Apr 7 2025
    The recording for this podcast episode features a lively discussion between hosts Nate and Jason on their show "Treason Space." They dive into a review of the 2024 comedy film, "The 430 Movie," directed by Kevin Smith. The conversation starts with Nate expressing surprise at how they managed to watch the film shortly after its release. Both hosts share enthusiasm about its unique blend of a John Hughes vibe and Kevin Smith's direction.They discuss the film's plot, which follows a group of 16-year-old friends in the summer of 1986 as they sneak into a cineplex. The storyline is based on Kevin Smith's own experiences and creatively ties back to his filmmaking roots. They highlight the film's authenticity, detailing its nostalgic feel, heartwarming themes, and a delightful cast featuring familiar faces from the Smithverse.Throughout the episode, Jason and Nate exchange amusing banter, discussing the film's setting in the 80s, and how it resonates with audiences of that era. They compare certain film scenes to moments reminiscent of Smith's previous works, like "Clerks" and "Mallrats." Additionally, they delve into the character dynamics, unexpected plot twists, and their thoughts on potential continuations or spin-offs within the same universe.The hosts also bring humor into their discussion, sharing personal anecdotes and their youthful misadventures related to movies and dating. In the latter part of the recording, they read and react to reviews from viewers, offering different perspectives on the film's reception. Finally, both Nate and Jason provide their own ratings, with Nate rating it three out of five trees, and Jason giving it four trees, showing newfound appreciation after their discussion.The episode wraps up with the hosts inviting listeners to share their opinions and engage with the channel before they sign off.
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    27 mins
  • Good Boys Movie Review

    Good Boys Movie Review
    Nov 6 2023
    This week on Trees in Space, the hosts discuss the controversial movie "Good Boys" which sparked debate over its sexual content and explicit language. They disagree on whether the film is suitable for young viewers but emphasize the need for parental discretion. The hosts share their own experiences growing up and attending parties with kissing. Despite the controversy, they highly recommend the movie for its humor, relatable scenarios for tweens, and the strong bond between the main characters. Overall, the participants rate the movie positively and encourage viewers to form their own opinions.
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    26 mins
  • Trees in Space: Halloween Movie Review

    Trees in Space: Halloween Movie Review
    Oct 30 2023
    In this week's episode of the podcast "Trees and Space," hosts Jason and Nathan review the classic horror film "Halloween." They discuss the movie's release date, box office gross, and plot. Nathan expresses dissatisfaction with the low audio quality and unnecessary filler scenes. The hosts criticize unrealistic sex scenes and questionable character decisions. They have mixed feelings about the film overall and will review the remake in a future episode
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    29 mins