Episodes

  • Surely You Can’t Be Serious: Dissecting Airplane! with More Laughs Than Sense

    Surely You Can’t Be Serious: Dissecting Airplane! with More Laughs Than Sense
    Nov 3 2025
    Welcome back to Trees in Space, where your favorite movie-loving duo, Jason and Nate, blast off through the galaxy of cinema armed with nostalgia, questionable judgment, and more movie quotes than is probably healthy for two grown men. This week, the guys climb aboard the 1980 comedic flight of fancy, Airplane!, a film so packed with rapid-fire jokes, parody, and timeless one-liners that the only thing landing safely is your sense of humor. Get ready for a high-flying analysis fueled by contagious laughter, random deep cuts, and the shared realization that comedy in the ’80s was both edgy and endlessly quotable. The guys dissect everything from Leslie Nielsen’s breakthrough deadpan to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s “I’m just here to fly the plane, kid” energy, and of course, that infamous “bump” that somehow snuck past the original PG rating. This episode is your boarding pass to everything that makes Airplane! a cult classic—utterly ridiculous, unexpectedly smart, and maybe just a little bit problematic by today’s standards (but hey, that’s what makes it worth the trip down memory runway). So buckle up, put your seat backs in the upright position, and try not to spit out your coffee from laughing, because surely you can’t be serious about missing this one (and yes, we’re serious—and don’t call us Shirley).

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    39 mins
  • Our Struggle to Rewatch Halloween 2: Hospital Logic and Slasher Mayhem

    Our Struggle to Rewatch Halloween 2: Hospital Logic and Slasher Mayhem
    Oct 27 2025
    Get ready for another brutally honest review as Jason and Nate tackle the 1981 horror classic, Halloween 2. This isn’t their first attempt—their initial review was lost to the void—but this time, nothing will stop them from breaking down Michael Myers' hospital rampage. Why this re-review happened and how recording mishaps impact the show The absurd logic and underpopulated setting of Haddonfield Memorial Hospital Unpacking plot holes, questionable character decisions, and Michael Myers' supernatural invincibility A look at standout kill scenes, behind-the-scenes inconsistencies, and misplaced suspense The final verdict: stump-worthy ratings, fan and critic review highlights, and whether it’s worth your time Don’t forget to comment, like, and subscribe for more movie dissections every Monday on Trees in Space!

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    28 mins
  • Bless This Mess: Dissecting VelociPastor, the Most Ridiculous Movie We Love

    Bless This Mess: Dissecting VelociPastor, the Most Ridiculous Movie We Love
    Oct 20 2025
    Welcome back to Trees in Space, the only podcast with roots in outer space and branches in the world of ridiculous cinema! This week, Jason and Nate boldly venture where no critics should ever have to go: the cinematic graveyard of 2018’s The VelociPastor. After unearthing this fossilized fever dream, the guys struggle to define what, exactly, they’ve watched—is it horror? Comedy? The missing link between “Dexter” and “Kung Pao: Enter the Fist?” One thing’s for certain: it’s so bad, it’s kind of perfect. Listen in as Nate and Jason recount the saga of a priest who, after a spiritual quest to “China” (read: a handful of backyard trees), gains the power to turn into a dinosaur and fight crime—guided by a wise (and, apparently, wonderful) hooker with a heart of gold. They’ll dissect the movie’s questionable FX, killer one-liners, and the surprising acting chops of a leading lady who might just be the film’s saving grace. Expect hot takes, laugh-out-loud moments, and shamelessly nitpicked movie magic—plus plenty of side-splitting reviews from audiences who either loved this absurdity or couldn’t survive the CGI. Whether you’re a disciple of the “so-bad-it’s-good” genre or just here for the banter, grab your communion wine—err, grape juice—and get ready for a review that’ll leave you howling like an unhinged White Ninja.

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    26 mins
  • Does Jason Pee? Deep Questions from Friday the 13th Part 2

    Does Jason Pee? Deep Questions from Friday the 13th Part 2
    Oct 13 2025
    Welcome back to Trees in Space, the movie review podcast where we hack our way through films of all genres and tell you which ones are “worthy of the forest” and which deserve no more than a rotting stump. In this episode, hosts Nate and Jason bravely enter the woods of questionable horror logic as they revisit Friday the 13th Part 2—the 1981 (oops, Nate calls it 1982!) slasher sequel that brought Jason Voorhees out of the lake and onto dry land… despite having already killed him off in the original. The guys break down everything from confusing timelines (Was Jason supposed to be 12? 33? Bad at math? Yes!) to continuity errors that’ll make your head spin faster than a machete swing. They debate essential cinematic issues like: Did we really need that four-minute flashback? (Spoiler: no.) Is farmhand-strength Jason scary, or just a guy with a flour sack on his head who struggles with Paul in a fistfight? And what’s the deal with the world’s worst plumbing, cars that break down on cue, and counselors who apparently don’t notice their cars being towed away right in front of them? Expect a hilarious exchange about the film’s logic gaps, counting errors, brown underwear (seriously), which on-screen scares land—and which kills are strictly for the stunt bump. Plus: one host defends the movie’s place in the Friday the 13th mythos, while the other recommends it only as a form of light torture… for your least favorite sibling. Get ready, because this isn’t just a review—this is an autopsy with jokes, messy plot threads, and just enough campfire storytelling to make you paranoid the next time you hear a twig snap. Grab your hockey mask, fire up your skepticism, and join us for a romp through the hilariously flawed woods of Friday the 13th Part 2 on Trees in Space!

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    28 mins
  • Purple Hair, Exploding Hookers, and Lawn Mower Mayhem—Frankenhooker Explained

    Purple Hair, Exploding Hookers, and Lawn Mower Mayhem—Frankenhooker Explained
    Oct 6 2025
    Welcome back to Trees in Space, where we bravely plow through every bizarre movie genre the universe can throw at us—armed only with questionable nostalgia, overly honest hot takes, and the kinds of jokes that only make sense to people who may or may not still be thirteen at heart. This week, your hosts Nate and Jason take a hilariously awkward deep dive into the cult-classic oddity that is Frankenhooker (1990). Imagine: a medical school dropout, a tragic lawnmower “accident,” a fiancée whose head ends up in a fish tank, and a super-convoluted plan to reassemble lost love with... let’s just call them “parts” from New York’s finest streetwalkers—and a lot of super crack. Yes, you read that right. Nate and Jason duke it out over whether Frankenhooker is a misunderstood B-movie treasure or a monstrous mishmash of questionable prosthetics and even more questionable plot choices. Expect breakdowns of the film’s delightfully terrible special effects, philosophical debates on purple hair, explosive reviews (literally... exploding people everywhere), and a heartfelt appreciation for practical effects over bad CGI—all with a splash of 90s VHS charm. By the end, you'll have heard five-star worship, one-star rants, and a ratings system so convoluted even Jason has trouble explaining the difference between “four trees and a stump” and “one tree with a stump.” If you’re in the mood for a review that's as weirdly captivating as the film itself, you’re in for a treat. So grab your remote-controlled lawnmower, pour one out for Elizabeth’s head, and get ready: it’s time for Trees in Space to go where no (sane) reviewer has gone before—into the wild, stitched-together world of Frankenhooker.

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    27 mins
  • Sneakers Examined: Heists, Hackers, Humor, and a Legendary Cast

    Sneakers Examined: Heists, Hackers, Humor, and a Legendary Cast
    Sep 29 2025
    We’ve laced up for another week of movie magic, and this episode is packed with throwbacks, witticisms, and everything Robert Redford. On the latest episode of Trees in Space, Jason and Nate take on the 1992 hacker heist comedy-thriller, Sneakers. From its legendary cast to its very ‘90s depiction of tech, we cracked open what makes this cult classic (and maybe the occasional Volkswagen) tick.Here’s what you’ll uncover in this episode:5 Keys You'll Learn This Week:
    1. What Sets “Sneakers” Apart: Get a breakdown of the plot and why this hacker heist stands out among other 90s thrillers.
    2. Why the Cast Has Us Geeking Out: Jason and Nate wax poetic about legends like Redford, Sidney Poitier, Dan Aykroyd (in a role you might not expect), and a younger Ben Kingsley lookalike.
    3. Is It a Heist or a Laugh Attack? The hosts debate if “Sneakers” lands as a true thriller or if it’s more about clever one-liners and quirky team dynamics.
    4. Tech Talk – 90s Style: They question just how plausible the hacking and code-breaking tech really is, and whether you could, in fact, crawl through those drop ceilings (spoiler: don’t try this at the office).
    5. Nostalgia vs. New Eyes: Was this the “Ocean’s Eleven” before “Ocean’s Eleven”? How does it hold up decades later, and does the younger generation buy into the ‘92 hype?
    Fun Fact from the Episode:
    Did you know Dan Aykroyd’s conspiracy-loving character foreshadows his future gig as a paranormal/pseudoscience host on the History Channel? Only on Trees in Space do you get that kind of full-circle movie trivia!As always, Jason and Nate don’t entirely agree—was this a forest of movie greatness, or was it more like sitting on a lonely stump? Tune in for the banter, stay for the honest reviews, and learn why Robert Redford is your grandma’s George Clooney.Ready to join the hacking, high-jinks, AND hilarity?
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    We’ll see you next week, and remember: in the world of Trees in Space, there are never too many secrets…unless you don’t press play.Thanks for being part of our movie-loving crew!
    The Trees in Space Team 🌲✨

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    30 mins
  • We Watched Barb Wire So You Don’t Have To—But Wow, the Boobs…

    We Watched Barb Wire So You Don’t Have To—But Wow, the Boobs…
    Sep 22 2025
    Welcome back, space cadets! On this episode of "Trees in Space," your hosts Jason and Nate dive headfirst—boobs first?—into the wonderfully weird 1996 cult "classic," Barb Wire. That’s right, it’s Pamela Anderson in full pleather regalia, mysterious contracts about who can show what on screen, and a plot that somehow fuses Casablanca with post-apocalyptic biker chic and a dollop of Nazi cosplay for good measure. This week, Jason confesses he didn’t even realize Barb Wire was a comic book movie, while Nate admits he was way ahead of the curve—having watched it originally, although not as a fan of Pamela. (Apparently, blue-eyed blondes just remind him too much of his sister. Ew?) The duo tackles everything from the movie’s deeply confusing timeline (why does the "future" look like 1986?) to its smoking hot, gravity-defying fashion choices, to that age-old cinematic question: why can Pamela show all the boobage but everyone else is stuck with pasties? Was Barb Wire secretly trying to channel the classic romance of Casablanca? Did the plot get lost somewhere between the strip club and the retina scanner? And what exactly is “plot armor”—or maybe just plot underwear? Our fearless hosts dig through the darkness (literal and metaphorical), debate the acting chops of the cast (Pam’s not the worst! Who knew?!), and argue whether this movie deserves a full tree or just a lonely stump on their patented rating scale. If you’re ready for a hilariously honest breakdown of a “campy, breasty” sci-fi romp packed with flying bullets and questionable dialogue, tune in! And remember: they watch the trash so you don’t have to—or so you know exactly when to jump in for the wardrobe malfunctions. Strap in. It’s going to be a wild ride—pleather optional.

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    28 mins
  • A Working Man: An Action Movie as Thin as Watered-Down Tomato Sauce

    A Working Man: An Action Movie as Thin as Watered-Down Tomato Sauce
    Sep 15 2025
    Welcome back to Trees in Space, the podcast that reviews movies with all the seriousness of a lumberjack at a disco and the critical eye of a Russian mob enforcer with poor aim. This week, hosts Jason (not Statham, mind you) and a sniffly Nate tackle "A Working Man," the 2025 action flick that answers the age-old question: what happens if you want a Taken reboot but all you can get is Jason Statham, a white hard hat, and an indestructible motorcycle? In this episode, our hosts break down a movie so formulaic it might as well come with store-brand tomato sauce—plus a suspiciously high audience score and critics who are just as confused as our hosts about why 87% of people seem to love it. From mafia marksmanship that wouldn’t scare a stormtrooper, to plotlines abandoned so suddenly they need their own search party, nothing is safe from Jason and Nate’s gleeful chainsaw of a review. Was “A Working Man” an action masterpiece, or just another stump in the cinematic forest? Grab your snow tires and tune in for all the takes, all the groans, and all the convoluted metaphors, right here on Trees in Space!

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    29 mins