Buckle up, because this episode of Traffic School powered by The Advocates was less a conversation and more a gasoline-soaked fever dream of mayhem, roundabouts, and unsolicited rattlesnake encounters. It opened with Viktor Wilt casually mentioning an impending warrant and a probation check-in, before launching into plans for a Salt Lake City dude’s trip with Jade and Josh—Josh being the designated “bond money babysitter,” because apparently this crew needs adult supervision to cross state lines. Meanwhile, Sergeant Crain tried to maintain some semblance of legal authority while recounting the time a Pathfinder full of teenagers went airborne off railroad tracks like a deleted scene from Fast & Furious: Eastern Idaho Drift.

Callers were unhinged and glorious. Scott demanded clarification on a mystical lane painted with a tornado, Natalie nearly got flattened by tractors on single-lane mountain roads, and John from Rexburg was aghast that his town’s nightlife revolved around Applebee’s and something called “The Pineapple,” which turned out to be a nonalcoholic soda shack. Bikers, burnout bros, truckers with digital middle fingers, and folks just trying to not explode their oil tankers all chimed in. Questions ranged from “Can I speed in the left lane?” (no, Instagram lied to you) to “Can I do burnouts in the street?” (only if you're upwind and in Rigby).

Oh, and somewhere between the chaos, someone asked about a mysterious red arrow law and was advised to just make their own sign. Because in Idaho, common sense is optional, but sarcasm is the real traffic control device.

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