Early war tanks on all sides were surprisingly rattly and rickety contraptions. In this episode we're going to count the rivets on the Panzer II which really proved that some tank is better than no tank as it conquered Poland and France.

The halftime interview features Graham from ‪@xacoupeguy‬ reflecting on a year spent working with tanks.

After a world war spent building very bad tanks the British got their act together and unleashed Centurion on the world.

It would fight with distinction in the Korean War, the Suez Crisis, Indo-Pakistani wars, Vietnam, and on both sides of Arab-Israeli wars.

Bruce Springsteen was probably thinking of Centurion when he wrote "Tougher Than The Rest":

"If you're rough enough for love /

Baby, I'm tougher than the rest"

Centurion was the first audio episode we tried to record remotely during the Covid lockdowns and John's technical errors made him sound like a dalek so it was a good candidate to revisit.

The halftime interview features Chris from ‪@HistoryofEverythingChannel‬ on Air Disaster Hill just outside Canberra.

Outfuelled, outmanned, outgunned. The desperate Germans needed a tank that could turn the tide of battle.

Fortunately they came up with this 190 tonne monster instead.

For all the slides and links check out: Totallytanked.net

The ancestor of all failed Franco-German military procurements the AMX-30 was a strange result of meeting the requirements of its moment precisely, while being birthed into a world that had changed from the time of its design.

Despite seeming strange to us in 2025 it enjoyed a great deal of success in markets too odious for the Germans to sell Leopards to.

From Northern France to the gates of Moscow, to the jungles of the South Pacific one tank kept rumbling slowly on. A vastly superior sequel; the Matilda II was a true tortoise of war.

This is our second episode featuring Matilda II as the expanded format of the current show made it worth coming back to.

How good was the Japanese Chi Ha? Just ten of them destroyed the British Empire. In this episode we find out how!

In this episode we take on the life and times of one of history's most controversial armoured vehicles, the Bradley!

We also take a deep dive into it's namesake Omar Bradley, and share some thoughts on recent world events.