Episodes

  • Lost in Translation: Lonely & Fax Machine
    Nov 25 2025

    Book a flight to this episode for tiresome tourists, foreign fax machines, and unsupportive undergarments. The person most confused by the film this week was: us finding out Scarlett Johansson is 17 in this!!!

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    58 mins
  • Black Widow: Sisterly & Vodka
    Nov 18 2025

    Unwash your brain for sister assassins, parental operatives, and really red rooms. The person most confused by the film this week was: Siena but also, honestly, those pigs.

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    56 mins
  • You've Got Mail: Cliché & Computer
    Nov 11 2025

    *Dial up sound* Boot up this episode for quirky shopkeeps, nineteen-nineties nostalgia, and another inexplicably likeable sourpuss Tam Honks character. The person most confused by the film this week was: Joe Fox's family tree.

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    57 mins
  • Master: Haunting & A Religion
    Oct 21 2025

    BOO! Enroll this semester for amish (?) apparitions, disdainful department heads, and frightening frat parties. The person most confused by the film this week was: Liv's mom who kept calling and speaking so slowly?

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    1 hr
  • Pariah: Gay & Lesbian
    Nov 4 2025

    *twinkle lights* Draft some prose for confusing kisses, disposable dildos, and forgiving friends. The person most confused by the film this week was: Alike's sister any time she had to be involved in any situation.

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Jennifer's Body: Respectable & Tit
    Oct 28 2025

    My...pod... Swim up for satanic singers, stupid high school sweethearts, and one starving succubus. The person most confused by the film this week was: the bar, about why it was on fire!?

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night: Cute & Eyeliner
    Oct 14 2025

    Meow! Sink your fangs into deadbeat dates, freaky flames, and one cute cat. The person most confused by the film this week was: the street urchin who lived by the ravine of bodies???

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    59 mins
  • We Have Always Lived in the Castle: Unexplored & Meerkat
    Oct 7 2025

    Meeeeerricaaaaat. Dig up this episode for spooky sisters, creepy cousins, and unhinged uncles. The person most confused by the film this week was: the contrite townsfolk.

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    55 mins