Forget the xG, the clean sheets, and the transfer values. Dave and Helen are throwing the rulebook out of the window.

We aren't picking the statistically 'best' Newcastle United eleven of all time. We’re picking *our* eleven. The players who made us fall in love with the club, the ones who had the best goal celebrations, and the cult heroes who might not have won a Balon d'Or but definitely won a place in our hearts

Join us as we argue, reminisce, and inevitably leave out someone’s favorite player.

In this episode, Dave and Helen take a trip down a very crowded memory lane to mark the first anniversary of the Newcastle United Carabao Cup Bus Parade.

It wasn't just about a trophy, it was about a city finally finding something to shout about again. We’re looking back at:

* The Atmosphere: That incredible sea of black and white stretching from St James Park to the Town Moor.

* The Players: Seeing the lads soak in the Geordie love

* Who we saw on our side of the bus and whether Helen was happy with that or not

Whether you were hanging off a lamppost for a better view or waiting on the Moor so a glimpse of the boys, this one is for the fans who proved that Newcastle United is well and truly back.

Brace yourselves, Mags! In this episode, Dave and Helen dive head first into the beautiful, chaotic, and (more recently) heartbreaking world of the Tyne-Wear Derby. After a weekend that left the Gallowgate reeling, we’re stripping back the stats to talk about what this fixture really feels like.

What’s inside:

* The Post-Match Therapy Session: We break down that 90th-minute heartbreaker and the 'Daylight Brobbery' at St. James'.

* The Mackem Slayer: A tribute to Shola Ameobi and why he owned the red and white defense.

* Horse Punching & Tactical Suicides: We revisit the infamous Barry Rogerson incident and the rain-soaked night Ruud Gullit benched Shearer and Big Dunc.

* Global Grudges: How does our rivalry stack up against the Old Firm, the Merseyside Derby, and if Helen were from Manchester, would she be red or blue?

It’s raw, it’s passionate, and, given the result, there’s a fair bit of industrial language in this one. You’ve been warned!