Episodes

  • Ep 103: Cream Horn
    Mar 4 2026

    The Hater is even less impressed than usual, a master filmmaker calls from the afterlife, and Tony has a strange encounter with a ‘gentleman’s gentleman’ in the car park.

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    50 mins
  • Ep 102: Oven Gloves
    Feb 4 2026

    Cratog Carabasirica kicks off a ninth year of idiotic talkback, along with some first-time callers and The Pikelet Man, who has a terrible idea for a TV show, and a song.

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    40 mins
  • Ep 101: Unplugged 10 – The Spawning
    Dec 31 2025

    WARNING: Proper SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is yet another ‘unplugged’ episode with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1988, playing an unearthed piece of ‘Martin/Molloy’, and revealing the origin of the ‘Warren Perso’ sketch.

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Ep 100: The National Noise
    Dec 3 2025

    The 2025 season finale, with Dave Clacton, Dion, The Pikelet Man, Patrick Paget, Shane [REDACTED], Cratog Carabasirica, Reg Tankwater, Jeff Goldblum, Ronnie Bung, John Cooper Clarke, Crackers & the Tugboat, and of course, Pete Smith, Davey Lane, and far too many songs.

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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Ep 99: Steelbook Edition
    Nov 5 2025

    Niles Nyquist is bemused, The Pikelet Man is amused, Jason Statham is confused, and the show itself stands accused (of poor taste).

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    49 mins
  • Ep 98: Plane Mode
    Oct 1 2025

    Reg Tankwater has solved the energy crisis, Cratog Carabasirica has almost assimilated, Bumblethwaite Cumblethwim has pulled out, and Wolford Pontoon steps in.

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    43 mins
  • Ep 97: Aglio e Olio
    Sep 3 2025

    The Hater is unimpressed by his local charity shop, several callers are being cheated on, sergeants York & Sargent are back, and there’s another disappointing quiz.

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    43 mins
  • Ep 96: The Monte Carlo
    Aug 6 2025

    Shane [REDACTED] has a new theory, Barry Football has a new explanation, The Pikelet Man has a new joke, and Tony has recorded his police interview.

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    43 mins