Episodes

  • 361: Masala Messi!
    Dec 18 2025
    Lionel Messi has got everyone kicking off in Kolkata! There’s a new darts champion and he’s an “Apna”! Trump is suing the BBC, I’ve had incidents on the tubes and Kej is causing trouble with Jeremy Kyle! With Christmas round the corner, Uncle Sach is getting ready to treat his family… but it ain’t cheap!
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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • 360: I Don't Think You're Ready...
    Dec 11 2025
    It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Xmas jumper season is here and we are all trying to get our monies worth! I’ve been to an old school RnB Ball and had a great time! Sach is getting approached by certain “organisations” via the post! And Kej has got news of a new Kelloggs desi cereal!
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • 359: It's the season for... Back pain!
    Dec 4 2025
    We don’t do politics… but there’s a new budget that’s been announced and a whole lot of complaints! Plus Kej is getting abused, I’m destroying myself and Sach is actually really into the Xmas spirit! He’s even got an idea for all the self employed people this festive season!
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • 358: Tapoosiyan!
    Nov 27 2025
    Once we blamed Kej for the last couple of weeks of technical difficulties… We got onto Business as usual! I’m feeling very grateful that Sach is back at the wheel!! This podcast has got all the makings of a Guy Ritchie film… There’s talk of blood, people in scary masks, crime and theft! Who says we’re not in the Christmas spirit?
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • 357: Ah Ni Kuriye Kalonji Kuriye
    Nov 20 2025
    Just myself and Kej this week … the DJ is tearing it up in Dubai!
    Kej has officially become a whistleblower, I'm hanging with the best burger makers in the country, there’s a new superfood out there and guess what, it’s desi!
    Plus where do you put your pyjamas when you take them off!?
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • 356: The Game Is Up!
    Nov 13 2025
    What happened to last weeks episode? Find out today! Plus, our former employer is in the news (again!) and whilst things don’t really surprise us, we had to have a chat about the recent activities involving Donald Trump and the BBC! We’re bumping into throwback celebrities and the robots are coming thanks to Elon Musk! This episode was recorded at Kanchans in Gants Hill (Ilford)… big up the team there (and Pete!) for a great munch!
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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • 355: Yamantitata!
    Oct 30 2025
    It all started so well - Kej served up some homemade snacks, (Diwali leftovers) but as we get close to Halloween, Sach isn’t feeling the festivities! Rakhi Sawant is making the headlines and we are all checking out her amazing “Yamantitata”! I’ve been in Wales trying to understand people and Sach is relating to the Chinese and their new rules for influencers!
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    56 mins
  • 354: Hit The Hut!
    Oct 23 2025
    We are proper gutted that a whole load of Pizza Huts are closing down in the UK… So we are reminiscing about our early visits so this iconic place! There’s been a robbery in Paris, which is straight up like a movie story and Sumo wrestlers have hit London! Oh … and Happy Diwali everybody!
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    1 hr and 1 min