Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes — your chaotic cryptid-loving, weed-sipping bestie! In this wildly unhinged episode, we dive headfirst into cannabis culture meets creepy lore. From mystical crumble cookie reviews that read like fever dreams to the chilling legends of cryptids like the Wendigo, Mothman, Chupacabra, and the terrifyingly real Michigan Dogman, Maddy takes you on a hilarious, haunted, and highly caffeinated ride.

✨Whether you’re a stoner babe who loves a late-night deep dive or a curious queen who’s into ghost stories and gassy strains, this episode is made for your weird little heart. Plus: What’s really lurking in the Great Lakes? Can a cookie ruin your life (and land you a record deal)? And is the Flatwoods Monster actually a government cover-up? Grab your favorite edible, put on your big hoops, and get ready to Toke It Out.

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In this week’s Toke It Out, Maddy’s heading out of town and spiraling through July chaos with a caffeine-fueled brain dump. From lizard invasions and Neopets drama to the poisonous truth behind "new car smell," this episode is equal parts unhinged, nostalgic, and weirdly informative.

Plus: Why do we all think one side of our face is hotter? Did a 10-year-old really infest Ohio with lizards? And what was the first movie with a post-credit scene?

🎆 This is the July 4th pre-party you didn’t know you needed.

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This week on Toke It Out, Maddy becomes a legally ordained minister—live on the pod. From officiating her best friend’s wedding to ranting about Klarna-ing a seafood boil (yes, really), she dives deep into some unhinged yet oddly educational territory. We also explore the true origins of new car smell, debate whether Salvador Dalí would’ve been an AI bro, and react to people chasing cheese down a death-hill in England.

👰‍♀️💍 Becoming a wedding officiant 💀 Klarna + seafood boil chaos 🧠 Would Salvador Dalí make a meme coin? 🧀 Death by cheese & British hill races ✨ It's chaotic, it's weird, it's kind of inspiring.

🎙️ Toke It Out is where deep thoughts meet dumb chaos.

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