Episodes

  • 15: Young, Dumb, Desperate, and Anxious

    15: Young, Dumb, Desperate, and Anxious
    Jan 22 2025
    In this episode Abby regales a harrowing tale of a first date gone wrong. Claudia explores a new medication that has the chance to change her life for good. The girls discuss their somewhat embarrassing depression habits they can't quite seem to kick.
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • 14: New Year, Worse Me

    14: New Year, Worse Me
    Jan 15 2025
    This week the girls share some of their most memorable New Years Eves and resolve to be the worst versions of themselves in 2025. Claudia reveals that she moved back in with her parents. Abby asks for advice regarding a friendship fork in the road.
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • 13: Most Likely To Collect Red Flags

    13: Most Likely To Collect Red Flags
    Jan 8 2025
    This week Abby confesses to all the times she ignored red flags because sometimes bad attention is better than no attention at all. Claudia relives high school dreaded memories and out of pocket senior superlatives. The girls discuss golden hour, any why theirs involved sinks and floor drains.
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    45 mins
  • 12: Hoe Hoe Hoe

    12: Hoe Hoe Hoe
    Dec 25 2024
    This week Claudia begins setting the scene of her Daddy issues and family trauma. Abby shares the controversial Christmas present she bought herself. The girls discuss their teenage shame and having to rely on neighbors for food.
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    50 mins
  • 11: Long Live All The Trauma We Faced

    11: Long Live All The Trauma We Faced
    Dec 18 2024
    This week Abby is on the verge of a breakthrough that she may not actually always be the most hated person in the room. Claudia comes clean about her affair with a married man. The girls reminisce their unforgettable night at closing weekend of the Eras tour and share extremely exciting news!
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    49 mins
  • 10: Why I am The Way I Am

    10: Why I am The Way I Am
    Dec 11 2024
    Claudia's reality is shattered when she realizes her "funny" family story may actually qualify as child neglect. Abby shares the secret to becoming TikTok famous, surprise, it involves throwing your family under the bus. The girls share times they didn't seek medical treatment for an emergency.
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    50 mins
  • 9: Law Abiding Shoplifter

    9: Law Abiding Shoplifter
    Dec 4 2024
    This week Abby comes clean about her life as a criminal, and if she would do it again... Claudia goes to confessional about her Catholic guilt. The girls share their goody-two-shoes and delinquent experiences with peer pressure.
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    1 hr
  • 8: The Election Isn't The Only Thing Making Me Depressed

    8: The Election Isn't The Only Thing Making Me Depressed
    Nov 20 2024
    This week the girls share their depresso espresso thoughts regarding the results of the election. Abby reveals why she is on an influencer unfollowing spree. Claudia talks about how sad isn't just a mood, it's also a disorder that controls her life September- March.
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    48 mins