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They Don't Pay Us to Talk

They Don't Pay Us to Talk

By: Ethan Johnson
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 What was supposed to be the official Welp/Nope Tour podcast is quickly overrun by the Temptress from the Mythical Realm, and chaos ensues. Hal, the podcast host and booth announcer for the tour and HOLL-E, the sideline reporter with a potentially catastrophic secret of her own desperately try to hold the show together. Will this EVER be about the actual tour? Find out today! NOTE: This is a serialized show. Starting from episode 1 is strongly encouraged. NEW episodes every Thursday! (Eastern Time)Ethan Johnson
Episodes
  • #12: Right, Where Were We?

    #12: Right, Where Were We?
    Dec 18 2025

    After a brief break with a whole lot of Ethan and Jaime involvement and even a Welp Nope Tour update from the road, it's time to get back to the REAL story: What happened to Allison after she was sent away by Ethan and Jaime. Are you sitting down? Just asking. This podcast is totally portable and you can be anywhere, doing anything while it runs. Just let it run through to the end.


    Like our nonsense? Want to support it for reals? Check out


    taters-gonna-shop.printify.me


    and see what's new! We appreciate your support in all its forms.
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    17 mins
  • 11: Welp Nope Tour Update from TopGolf Jacksonville w/Ethan & Jaime

    11: Welp Nope Tour Update from TopGolf Jacksonville w/Ethan & Jaime
    Dec 11 2025

    (This is an actual video podcast too, so if you wanna see us, come find us on YouTube @TatersGonnaTateFL )


    It took 11 episodes, but we ACTUALLY made a podcast that was ACTUALLY 100% RELEVANT to the Welp/Nope Tour. Ethan and Jaime report on the waning hours of the Welp Nope Tour 2025 from TopGolf in Jacksonville FL, which a) has a very challenging 14-hole mini golf course, and b) is not in any way sponsoring this podcast. So when we say "check it out if you're in town," they didn't put us up to it.


    The usual mayhem returns next week while Ethan edits loads of tour videos... enjoy the show!
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    12 mins
  • #10: If We Ever Get Out of Here

    #10: If We Ever Get Out of Here
    Dec 4 2025

    Previously: Marsha MacLean, the famous* voice-over actress who was supposed to stop by for a short interview has been, um, inconvenienced in our podcast studio for three straight episodes. Enough is enough, amirite? Well, not to worry, because as it happens Ethan and Jaime have a DIY solution that you'll want to try on YOUR next podcast studio renovation project!


    * Famously made up. All characters fictional, even us.


    The Welp/Nope Tour 2025 may be found here:

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdew9XwfWVBKiDjteG5HiSg
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    13 mins
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