Episodes

  • “I CUT OFF MY BEST FRIEND”
    Aug 10 2025

    A caller reflects on the effects that cutting off his best friend has had on the friend group.

    Later a caller describes a supernatural religious experience they had and a caller kills time while working at an empty hotel in Amsterdam.

    I do not sell insurance. I am a gecko.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • “MY PANTS ARE $400”
    Aug 6 2025

    In this IRL episode we speak with a street photographer with $400 pants, an avid Marvel fan fiction writer, we learn about gardening video games, and we talk to a geography/yoga teacher about how the park has evolved over the years. It was great. Please enjoy it.

    We just missed our exit. I am a gecko.

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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • “I’M AN AIR FORCE VETERAN”
    Aug 3 2025

    A caller explains their next plans after leaving the US Air Force, a caller considers ending a lifelong friendship, a caller hosts a very quaint garage sale, and a final caller explains what drove him to give up playing the ukulele.

    You must roll a 4 or higher. I am a gecko.

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • THE LEGO PORN EPISODE
    Jul 30 2025

    A caller attends a lego convention, a caller tries to socialize after having a child at a young age, a caller attempts to get out of a deep rut, and a final caller discusses the roller derby universe.

    Does anyone know many calories are in an ant? I am a gecko.

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • I dance battled a stranger in mexico
    Jul 28 2025

    This was originally uploaded as a video on my YouTube channel but I am putting it here too. I flew to Tijuana to meet up with a caller from this podcast and dance battle him at a park. It was a lot of fun.

    Watch this as a video here: https://youtu.be/dspvl4n4tGM?si=EdpVsO87panX3WIP

    Get bonus interviews from this trip + support my ability to make more of these kinds of videos: https://www.patreon.com/lyleforever

    Geck bless.

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    18 mins
  • “I GOT SOBER TO YO-YO”
    Jul 27 2025

    In this IRL episode we speak with a professional yo-yoer about their sobriety journey, an entourage filming a music video, a guy who used his brother’s piss, an elementary school principal on vacation with her family, an opera singer navigating OCD, and a tourist from Paris who gave me a cookie. It was a good day.


    Try again tomorrow. I am a gecko.

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • “I FELT LIKE GOD”
    Jul 23 2025

    A caller describes the spiritual awakening they’ve had after a brief episode of believing they were God.

    Afterwards a caller lives with their ex after the break up and explains what a U-Haul Lesbian is, then we read viewer mail about walking in on a first date naked on your couch + other things.

    Time to drink a cup of sludge. I am a gecko.

    Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.

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    1 hr and 46 mins
  • “I HEAR THE CALL OF DEATH”
    Jul 20 2025

    In this IRL episode we speak with a film student aspiring to be successful enough to day drink, we talk about death for like 30 minutes, a guy explains why he cuts lines, and a fashion student wrestles with the future. We had a good time. You will too.

    Check your back pocket. I am a gecko.

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    1 hr and 40 mins