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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

By: Dumb-Dumbs & Dice
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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@lauraehamstra)! Dive in now to find out why it's been downloaded more than 2.5M+ times!

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  • Agents of the Inquisition - 1.30 - The Inferior Species
    Nov 27 2025

    In the dark distance, the agents could hear Drukhari attacking Imperial citizens. Damien gave his data slate to one of the burrow citizens so they could follow the map and lead others through the weakened void shield. As they moved towards the combat zone, Solomon noticed two Drukhari Hellions waiting in ambush. Damien threw warp fire at them, the Judge electrified one with his shock maul and ordered Blood Ball to join the attack, and Morgan yelled at the xenos in their own language, commanding them to go back to the warp. The severely injured Hellions retreated, but the agents could hear more Drukhari up ahead.


    Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.


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    Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

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    Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.


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    Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

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    47 mins
  • Agents of the Inquisition - 1.29 - Hellions
    Nov 20 2025

    Out of the darkness, a Jetbike bearing a terrifying rider with its sword out, raced past Solomon and just barely missed him. Damien realized that the chorus of screams they had heard was actually from the Jetbikes, he recalled that a dark sect of the Aeldari used those types of fear tactics, and the agents found themselves facing off against three Drukhari. The team’s training paid off and, though they were injured, they managed to fight off their immediate threat. But as the Drukhari peeled away, they could hear human screams in the distance, and it became clear that this initial skirmish was merely the Drukhari’s advance guard. More Drukhari, and a much bigger fight, awaited them ahead.


    Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.


    Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition?

    - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join)

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    - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice

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    Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

    - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

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    50 mins
  • Agents of the Inquisition - 1.28 - Screams in the Dark
    Nov 13 2025

    The agents entered the burrows to find a city beneath a city with an entire society functioning with good people and a sense of community, even though they were clearly suffering. Morgan discovered a vent system and entered it to access the void shield generators that were being used to block off areas that had been purged and prevent escape in the upcoming purge. At the shield generator, Damien recalled a phrase that had been used by the Flayed Man regarding Talos Ivo, and suggested it might be the password to the generator. The fact that it worked suggested that Talos Ivo and the events on Arcturus IV were connected to the situation in the Hawkstar system. They lowered the shield power just enough to pass through with some difficulty without setting off alerts that the shield had been altered, and made their way back to the main thoroughfare. They ordered everyone to evacuate, but as everyone started running, a massive booming wave rushed towards them, taking out the lights in the tunnels. They heard hundreds—maybe thousands—of voices screaming and growing in volume in the dark.


    Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.


    Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition?

    - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join)

    - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)

    - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice

    - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)

    Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

    - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    45 mins
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