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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

By: Dumb-Dumbs & Dice
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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@lauraehamstra)! Dive in now to find out why it's been downloaded more than 2.5M+ times!

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  • Agents of the Inquisition - 1.22 - Sanctified

    Agents of the Inquisition - 1.22 - Sanctified
    Oct 2 2025

    Having spoken with Valentyne, Morgan gathered the crew to inspire them to stay the course. She then practiced combat tactics with Judge Rex in a successful attempt to get him to warm up to her. Solomon approached Damien like he would a Grox he wanted to befriend, and eventually Damien agreed that Solomon could move into his room to watch over him during the brother’s recovery.


    Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.


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    Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

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    56 mins
  • Agents of the Inquisition - 1.21 - The Taming of the Grox

    Agents of the Inquisition - 1.21 - The Taming of the Grox
    Sep 25 2025

    For four days, CL053T worked on Solomon, to save his life, as Solomon was stuck in a bizarre dream state. When he awoke, his body was covered in scars, his right eye had been replaced with an augmetic, his legs were clearly not his own and had been gen-hanced. Talos Ivo was recovering too, but of course without his legs. As Solomon recovered, Morgan spoke with Valentyne through her servitorized astropath. He reminded her that she could always threaten Judge Rex’s family if he won’t follow orders, and she called Damien in to have the inquisitor confirm that Valentyne himself had indeed sanctioned their mission and that the psyker was crucial.


    Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.


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    Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

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    55 mins
  • Agents of the Inquisition - 1.20 - The Flesh is Weak

    Agents of the Inquisition - 1.20 - The Flesh is Weak
    Sep 18 2025

    Brother Solomon could still be saved, but to do so, CL053T gave Morgan two options for replacing his lower-half: either an artificial grav option that would leave him floating, or taking Talos Ivo’s legs. She chose the latter and CL053T got to work. Judge Rex asked Morgan to accompany him to interrogate Damien, but upon seeing Damien, Morgan ordered the Judge out of the room. Morgan then spoke with Damien of her knowledge of the deamon Kestrel, and told him that he still had work to do for the Emperor and was still of use to the Inquisition. Damien left to read prayers aloud over the comms and a frustrated Judge Rex sought out a drink. Morgan told Rex that she would be the one to decide if Damien needed to be put down, but promised she would ask the Judge to deal the final blow. She then spoke with Avarice, and asked him to rescind the request to make Damien her second in command.


    Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.


    Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition?

    - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join)

    - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)

    - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice

    - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)

    Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

    - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    49 mins
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