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The Unofficial Official Story Podcast

The Unofficial Official Story Podcast

By: Koji Sakai Jennifer Field Dwayne Perkins
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 The Unofficial Official Story Podcast
Koji Sakai, Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins

What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous conspiracies, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian and writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what’s really...maybe...happening. To hear past episodes, go to https://unofficialofficialstory.com/Koji Sakai Social Sciences True Crime
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  • S5E5 Is Wayfair secretly sx trafficking kids

    S5E5 Is Wayfair secretly sx trafficking kids
    Aug 21 2025
    Award-winning comedian Augie Smith takes us on a humorous journey through the whimsical worlds of quirky furniture and stand-up comedy. We explore imaginative furniture concepts, like a gaudy Trump chair and a multifunctional Allison coat rack, while also delving into Augie's comedic beginnings and his evolution in the stand-up scene. As we navigate through the eccentricities of retail conspiracy theories, we debunk myths about Wayfair's alleged involvement in child trafficking and ponder the curious clustering of Mattress Firm stores. With engaging discussions on flirting in Trader Joe's aisles and deciphering store layouts, this episode promises a rollercoaster of laughter and insightful banter. Join us for a delightful mix of comedy, conspiracies, and quirky anecdotes that highlight the peculiar intersections of everyday life.ABOUT OUR GUEST Auggie Smith is an award-winning stand-up comedian known for his fast-paced delivery and sharp social satire. He’s the only comic to win both the San Francisco and Seattle Comedy Competitions in the same year, and he's a longtime favorite on The Bob & Tom Show. With appearances on Comedy Central and Last Comic Standing, Auggie continues to tour nationally, delivering smart, biting comedy that hits hard and fast.RESEARCH We do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration.https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/07/22/fact-check-wayfair-not-involved-child-sex-trafficking/5460739002/https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/wayfair-trafficking-children/https://www.politifact.com/article/2020/jul/15/how-wayfair-child-sex-trafficking-conspiracy-theor/https://sell.wayfair.com/start-beginners-guide#:~:text=Drop%2Dshipping%20is%20Wayfair's%20primary,order%20directly%20to%20the%20customerhttps://nypost.com/shopping/wayfair-furniture-review/#:~:text=For%20years%2C%20Wayfair%20has%20been%20a%20leading,always%20has%20a%20good%20sale%20going%20onABOUT US What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening. Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3wCREDITSThe intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.Written by Emily LeHosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven SakaiEdited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai
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    53 mins
  • s5E4 Were the Roswell Aliens really special needs Soviet children

    s5E4 Were the Roswell Aliens really special needs Soviet children
    Jul 17 2025
    Ever pondered if those infamous Roswell aliens were just misunderstood Soviet children on an intergalactic field trip? In this hilariously speculative episode, we dive headfirst into the absurd with hosts Koji, Dwayne, and Cat, as they debate who among them would be the most irresistible human for alien abduction. Between considering clever escape tactics and trying to annoy extraterrestrial captors into releasing them, the hosts promise plenty of laughs. The trio also examines the legendary Roswell incident, exploring its quirky theories—imagine Soviet children with special needs posing as aliens! Amidst this cosmic chaos, they humorously explore conspiracy theories, the nuances of infidelity with extraterrestrials, and the awkward moments of mistaking mannequins for naked people on the highway. With a whimsical take on humanity, this episode is a delightful blend of humor, curiosity, and the undeniable charm of human absurdity.

    RESEARCH
    We do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration.

    https://www.history.com/articles/roswell-ufo-aliens-what-happened

    https://tucson.com/news/national/book-roswell-ufo-was-russian-craft-aliens-were-nazi-experiments/article_f698b1ca-8564-11e0-897e-001cc4c002e0.html

    https://www.britannica.com/event/Roswell-incident

    https://seeroswell.com/the-1947-roswell-incident/

    https://science.howstuffworks.com/space/aliens-ufos/history-roswell-incident.htm

    https://airandspace.si.edu/stories/editorial/reports-ufos-1947-roswell-incident

    ABOUT US
    What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening.

    Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w

    CREDITS
    The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.

    Written by Shaina Chi

    Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai

    Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai
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    37 mins
  • S2E3 Mind Control, RFK, and MKUltra with Comedian Ben Morrison!

    S2E3 Mind Control, RFK, and MKUltra with Comedian Ben Morrison!
    Jun 18 2025
    In this month’s episode, we dive into the fascinating world of modern mind control theories, tracing their origins from the infamous MKUltra experiments to their potential reincarnations in today's digital age. The discussion raises thought-provoking questions about the role of digital platforms like TikTok and social media in shaping our perceptions and behaviors, speculating whether these trends are mere entertainment or sophisticated tools of psychological influence. The episode also delves into the mysteries of hypnosis, false memories, and historical conspiracy theories, including the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy and the curious connections to mind-control narratives. With a blend of humor and skepticism, Dwayne, Koji, and Cat, with guest comedian Ben Morrison, explore the intersections of consumerism, environmentalism, and socio-political landscapes, offering a fresh perspective on the hidden strings of social media and cultural phenomena.ABOUT OUR GUEST/HOST Ben Morrison is a Los Angeles-based actor, writer, comedian, and filmmaker who trained at NYU’s TISCH School of the Arts before becoming a stand-up regular at the Improv and Laugh Factory. He has written and acted in The Telethon for America and was a head writer for Funny You Should Ask. On-screen, he’s known for NCIS, MTV’s Punk’d, Mr. Box Office, and films like Ouija Exorcism and 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity. His comedy credits include appearances on Last Comic Standing and Gotham Comedy Live, and he created Superfunny!, a monthly showcase at the Hollywood Improv.RESEARCH We do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration.https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Robert_F._Kennedyhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2018/06/04/the-assassination-of-bobby-kennedy-was-sirhan-sirhan-hypnotized-to-be-the-fall-guy/https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/retropolis/wp/2018/05/26/who-killed-bobby-kennedy-his-son-rfk-jr-doesnt-believe-it-was-sirhan-sirhan/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MKUltrahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Robert_F._Kennedy#:~:text=Forensic%20audio%20specialists%20Wes%20Dooley,they%20walked%20towards%20the%20kitchenhttps://aadl.org/node/200562https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirhan_Sirhan#:~:text=The%20assassination%20spawned%20many%20conspiracy,a%20second%20gunman%20was%20involvedhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2018/06/06/the-bobby-kennedy-assassination-tape-were-13-shots-fired-or-only-8/ABOUT USWhat are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening. Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3wCREDITSThe intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.Written by Koji Steven SakaiHosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven SakaiEdited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai
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    55 mins
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