
The Trump World Tour
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On this episode of the Dictators, sponsored by Trump Pet Food and the Trump memecoin, we follow President for Life Trump and his sidekick Little Marco on their trip around the world involving trade deals, confessions and peace treaties. American air travel is collapsing, so he gets Marco Rubio to devise a travel itinerary which takes him on Amtrak to New York where he learns all about the Statue of Liberty and America's history with immigration. But is this all a ruse? Is Marco just trying to get Trump to appreciate immigrants against his will?
They travel to the Vatican where the new Pope intends on finding out what happened to Trump during his childhood that made him so emotionally damaged and asks him into confession. This brings up some sexual tension for Trump but sadly no trade deals. So he goes to Saudi Arabia asking for money where they have fun discussing slave labor, murdering journalists, and engaging in rampant corruption and nepotism. But will he negotiate a treaty with Iran, and what does Bibi Netanyahu want with him? Will Ukraine and Russia agree to cooperate? And why has Trump asked them to design the next Trump Hotel? Is he franchising world peace? Find out on the latest episode of the Dictators!