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Ever have one of those days that are so long you can't think of anything to put in the description section of the podcast? I have. I have.

Why on Earth did I do a live show? You can hear me swallowing and breathing the entire time. I should've done this standing up! In this episode, I go over SOME news before I read all your emails. They were all great! Some were mean. But great none the less!

Well well well... look who it is! What a brave little podcast listener you are! Want to listen to some topical news with a fun comedic flair? Well, you've come to the right place. That's the description of this show. Don't be shy! You can listen if you want to, you can leave your friends behind. Because your friends don't listen and since they don't listen, well they're no friends of mine.

Congratulations on clicking on the fastest growing podcast according to how I feel in my heart. This is the Super Bush Podcast - a news podcast with a comedic flair. You've heard of something similar I'm sure. This here is over 10 megabits of information. A computer used to take up an entire room in order to get the same results. Look at how far we've come! Wowee!

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It's a beautiful Monday, and today the Super Bush Podcast will be talking about... what else? Topical fun news. From the Winners of Last Nights Oscars - to a museum encouraging people to wear underpants on their heads, the Super Bush podcast gives you the news you need and the power you so desire. Wait... not that power part actually. Unless you count positive energy as power. You do? Oh great! then this podcast has everything for you. Ya lucky little duck.

This is one incredible Episode. It has a man, a dog, and a bathtub boat, eyeball tattoos, and a lawyer tasing himself. All packed into one ten minute episode that is sure to be enjoyable - like a fine steak. Or a jackfruit if you don't like steak.