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The Standard Assholes Podcast

The Standard Assholes Podcast

By: The Media Virus Podcast Network
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 We're your Standard Assholes. Not too great, just good enough that nobody complains. Like pizza bakers, professional fellatiators, and everyone born after 1983, Mediocrity will be our beacon in the mid-day sky... Because who's getting up at the crack of dawn...The Media Virus Podcast Network
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  • SAP 1|10 The Standard Assholes Podcast

    SAP 1|10 The Standard Assholes Podcast
    Apr 10 2026

    The Assholes wish Prof. Mike LiToris, "Happy Birthday!"


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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • SAP 1|8 - The Assholes are Visited by a Hypno-Fella...

    SAP 1|8 - The Assholes are Visited by a Hypno-Fella...
    Mar 27 2026

    “Alright, alright—our next guest tonight is a hypnotist… but not the kind your aunt saw at a county fair and still talks about like it was a religious experience.

    This guy has been called ‘unhinged,’ ‘irreverent,’ and—my personal favorite—‘please stop tagging us in this’ by at least three professional organizations and one very confused TikTok moderator.

    He’s the mastermind behind Hypnosis is Amazing show a viral chaos agent known for blending real-deal clinical hypnosis with comedy that rides the line between genius and ‘we might get a call from legal.’

    You’ve seen him online as @hahahypno, you’ve seen him roasting the NFL like a deranged sideline coach, and somehow—SOMEHOW—he’s still allowed to perform in public.

    Ladies and gentlemen… hide your free will and lock up your inhibitions…

    PLEASE welcome… COLIN CHAPMAN!!!”
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    1 hr and 22 mins
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