Episodes

  • Week Twelve Preview: The KonMari College Football Schedule
    Nov 13 2025

    Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth, and our VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We watch live MACtion which is now two days old, then we try to vibes base our way to the Sickos Game of the Week, we feel back for Oregon State, wonder what Louisiana Tech is going to do on the Palouse vs Wazzu, Land Grant Trophy as a Bowl Elimination Bowl, USA vs ULM, do the Warhawks have any juice left? Eastern Michigan vs Ball State, Arkansas vs LSU & the Golden Boot, A CONFERENCE USA BANGER KENNESAW STATE VS JAX STATE, will Wake end UNC's Bowl Hopes?, Commish has a funny feeling about Kansas State at Oklahoma State, The ACC Chaos Generator fires up again, 100 Miles of Hate, Big Sky Bangers, NEC, Dayton you owe the Blue Hose, SOUTHLAND SHOWDOWN IN NAGADOCHES, we discuss some D2 & D3 Rivalries this weekend, Secretaries Cup, The MONON BELL, The Battle of 224, Randolph-Macon vs Hampden-Sydney “The Game”, Cortaca Jug, Battle of the Ravine, Dutchman Shoes, the Cranberry Bowl with Scoop there it is, a trip to the Culvers Isthmus Bowl on the line and much, much more!

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    2 hrs
  • Week Eleven Recap: Mystery Wet
    Nov 11 2025

    Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth, and our VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We talk about Jordan's adventures on CFB radio due to YouTubeTV, UCLA to SoFi? Beth was at WVU vs Colorado. We then talk about our GOTW Air Force/San Jose State and the weirdest safety ever, MACCOON takes down Pudge, our hearts are not healthy enough for Tulane football, CAL IS BOWL ELIGIBLE, MARK STOOPS BRINGING HAM TRUCKS TO LEXINGTON, SAM HOUSTON WINS due to the spinach team of the week performance of Oregon State, YOU DON'T JUST WALK INTO THE RENT & HOPE TO BEAT UCONN, Wisconsin won a game with their leading passer being their punter, A Texas State and Ragin' Cajun FRACAS, THE FIGHTIN' BLUE HENS WILD COMEBACK, WAKE FOREST IS BOWL ELIGIBLE, HAWAII ROLLS, THE SAW IS 7-2, Nebraska gets a great performance from TJ Zangief, HOUSTON WINS SPACE, Indiana Survives, 6-3 MISSOURI STATE, Umbrellas with a pylon, Oregon beats Iowa by a safety, SoCon settled in a heartbreaking loss for Western Carolina, oh no Eastern Washington, LEHIGH, UTRGV, LAMAR, An 82 YARD PUNT and then an 86 YARD PUNT IN THE SAME WEEKEND and much, much more!

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    2 hrs and 4 mins
  • Week Eleven Preview: Oh My God I Just Got to the Mick Jagger Part
    Nov 6 2025

    Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth, and our VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We talk about ongoing MACtion, our Sickos Committee Poll Results, WE GOT A NEW #1, a little Sickos CBB action, UNO, Hawaii Pacific, Idaho, then we try to debate our Sickos Game of the Week. PUDGE vs MACCOON, what is going to happen in Colorado at West Virginia, Air Force at San Jose State both missing defense, Florida State at Clemson in a disappointment bowl?, we predict how stupidly Florida and Kentucky end, Temple here is your chance against Army, UAB at Rice, wounded Texas State vs the Cajuns, FIU/MTSU, Does Wake go Coastal chaos on Virginia?, San Diego State at Hawaii and linear time was a mistake, Nebraska's new QB TJ Zangief? No that's not right, Space game UCF vs Houston, Georgia is not going to have fun in Starkville, SOCON SHOWDOWN between Mercer at Western Carolina, Big Sky Bangers, some CAA showdowns, BUCKNELL AT FORDHAM, SELA at LAMAR, STETSON AT MARIST WITH THE BOUNCY CASTLE and much, much more!

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    2 hrs and 1 min
  • Week Ten Recap: Field Goal Theremin
    Nov 4 2025

    Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth, and our VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We talk about Commish liking Circus Peanuts like Matt Rhule, Motivated Mark Stoops getting Hugh Freeze fired from Auburn, LSU's Governor getting the AD fired. Then we recap Week 10! FCS CHAOS WEEK!!! Our Beloved Indiana State SICKOMORES, Idaho State Mentioned, Incarnate Word, Halloween Spooky Vandals, Nick Saban's beans, a drunken mascot? Then our GOTW, UNC wins over injured Cuse, Kentucky and Auburn's Sickos Classic, PUNTS & POINTS MATCHING in the PAC-12 Championship 1st Leg, Mississippi State and Arkansas (oops another flag on the Hogs), Naked bootlegs in Minnesota, BOWL ELIGIBLE UCONN, Hawaii and San Jose State classic, Fresno State Milk Can win, THE LOBOS GET BOWL ELIGIBLE IN VEGAS BABY, NC State is at it again, My word Arizona, DUKE over CLEMSON in Sickos Fashion, SMU taking out Miami and the goalposts, WEST VIRGINIA????, Sir, the Second Mendoza has entered the game, PORTLAND STATE WINS, WILLIAM AND MARY HAD 3 SAFETIES IN A GAME and much, much more!

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    2 hrs and 9 mins
  • Week Ten Preview: Verbal Halloween Costumes
    Oct 30 2025

    Join Pitt Girl, Commish, Big Sky Brigit, Canadian Correspondent Joey, and our VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We play a little game about the 18-inning World Series game, discuss the SEC Coach Group Chat (sooooo much Mark Stoops talk), and then we try to talk about our Sickos Committee Game of the Week, but random voices and accents keep showing up throughout the pod. We talk about Mississippi State at Arkansas 0-12 SEC Bulldogs vs. Petrino Reincarnated, Buffalo/Bowling Green, and North Carolina at Syracuse on HALLOWEEN. Will they dress up like Bill & JORDON? Cajuns in Mobile against USA, Air Force's awesome offense and awful defense, Wake at Florida State, Michigan State and Minnesota needs a trophy, Virginia at trap game Cal, we envision Kentucky at Auburn likely ending 9-6 with both teams missing extra points, Maximum Mark Stoops, UAB at UConn (who broke our trust last week), LEG ONE OF THE PAC-2 CHAMPIONSHIP, Hawaii Practice Test against San Jose State, SCHIANO VS BERT, Talk to your kids about potentially bowl eligible Temple but the Pirates stand in the way, Lobos in VEGAS Baby, likely our worst podcast ever, Pitt at Stanford, the CHAINSMOKERS BOWL Arizona at Colorado, FRIDAY NIGHT RICE, UTRGV at Stephen F. Austin, DARTMOUTH AT HARVARD, then a special appearance by Shaq and much, much more!


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    1 hr and 58 mins
  • Week Nine Recap: Brian Kelly Is Sailor Moon
    Oct 28 2025

    Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Big Sky Brigit, Beth, and our VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We talk about shirtless student sections, Brian Kelly got fired, and Arthur did a terrible accent in honor of the firing. Commish and Brigit talk about their Kibbie Dome visit; Commish got on the damn roof, Beth was at the WVU game, and Pitt Girl's dad, aka Pitt Dad, attended #764 New England College vs. #765 Maine Maritime. We discuss the GRIMS first win in 51 years*, our GOTW Ball State vs NIU, Turquoise Powered Lobos, Camo Miami, Toledo/Wazzu, Wake wins by 1, Oh no Purdue, Schiano emotion, Wyoming Bronze Boot, Auburn survives, Kent State brought in another cat take Pudge's powers, Akron with so many turnover tires, South Alabama, VT Double OT win, San Diego State away from water but still wins, COMPLIMENTARY IOWA FOOTBALL, MACCoon & Ohio, UVA survives, RICE OT WINNER, UConn we thought you got it out of your system, NORTH TEXAS RECORD SET, Texas, Memphis, A&M, Nebraska is bowl eligible, TEMPLE OT WINNER, Jordan is mean to Boise State again, WISCONSIN SCORED YAY, our Blue Hose go down to OUR DAYTON FLYERS, MONMOUTH stays rolling and much, much more!

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    1 hr and 59 mins
  • Week Nine Preview: The Jar Jar Binks Conference
    Oct 23 2025

    Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth, and our VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We talk about the Music City bowl's new sponsor, while watching Weekday CUSA. We preview Week 9 by discussing #765 Maine Maritime vs #764 New England College, something's got to give! Then we try to find out Sickos Committee Game of the Week, Utah State at New Mexico, Bronco's return and Turquoise, Ball State at NIU, Bronze Stalk series tied all time, Toledo at Wazzu, our helmet game of the Week - Rutgers at Purdue, we try to measure vibes of Auburn at Arkansas, BRONZE BOOT, Sunflower Showdown, FLOYD OF ROSEDALE, Nebraska stop and relax, UConn is too good for Rice, NC State at Pitt, poor Wisconsin at Oregon, DAKOTA MARKER, ANCHOR BONE, the Division 1 leading QB Punters Cornell takes on Brown, BIG SKY BANGERS (Commish could be at one of these games), Bobby Mo at St. Francis, UTRGV still undefeated at home, BLUE HOSE travel to Dayton to try to capture another area code, MARIST USE THE POWER OF THE BOUNCY CASTLE, the Monmouth Machine rolls to Hampton and much, much more!

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    2 hrs and 4 mins
  • Week Eight Recap: Our Alibis for the Louvre Heist
    Oct 21 2025

    Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Big Sky Brigit, Beth, and our VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We recap Week 8; the Committee was out and about this weekend. Sacred Heart at Montana, East Texas A&M at Incarnate Word, State Fair Classico, then we update you on the coaching firings: Napier is gone and Norvell fired (not that one), James Franklin's weird LinkedIn presentation on Gameday, NCAA RUSHING RECORD BROKEN by Montie Quinn of Curry College, Mississippi Valley State's missing article and Nina Schiks, along with Manitoba's Maya Turner. Then we recap Week 8, Modern Day Hate, Akron and Ball State, Iowa did the thing and lookout Wilburn Hollis Mark Gronowski is on your heels, Bowl Eligible Hawaii!, Jordan cursed Purdue so hard Northwestern set records, Texas survives Kentucky, the stupidity of Pitt/Syracuse, Game winning safety for Virginia, IS YOUR HEART HEALTHY ENOUGH FOR TULANE FOOTBALL?, an FSU Booty Blocks the camera in a wild Florida State/Stanford finish, the heartbreaker for UMass and Commish's Dewey Defeats Truman jinx moment, UAB over MEMPHIS, BONES!!!, Utah State & pickle juice, ass slapping penalty by Georgia Tech, Texas State's three straight heartbreaks, Mizzou/Auburn classic, CARDIAC CARDS, 7-0 BLUE HOSE, MONMOUTH WITH DEFENSE??, YEAHHHH NORTHERN MICHIGAN ENDS THEIR 28 GAME LOSING STREAK and much, much more!

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    2 hrs and 6 mins